~I don't say hi, or hello....I say WASABI.
~I'm something of an all around nerd....
~I got a place of my own, a job that's cool, and generally have my shit together.....
~ I hate the terms "playa"/"player", "Hook-up", & "the game" when talking about dating.
~ I'm monogamous & that's what I'm lookin' for....anything else for me is just too complicated.
~ I don't do the whole social media thing....no twitter, facebook, tinder.....any of that crap. Good for you if you do, I just think it's a waste of time.
~I'm not big on "selfies", I find them to be completely self absorbed & egotistical. Once in a while is ok, but mostly I think they're over-done by too many people.
~My friends say I'm cynical as F**K....I say, " I'm realistic, whereas you're hopelessly naive."
~I've actually been described as "ORNERY".... but in my defense I was raised by wolves and don't know any better.
BOOKS: I've read the Harry Potter collection, Lord of the Rings, The Riyria Series, An Unfortunate Series of Events saga, The Exorcist, Legion,The Phule series (by Robert Asprin), Jurassic Park, Timeline, The Night Angel trilogy, the Ice & Fire series, Grimm's Fairy Tales & Tales from Wonderland (graphic novels....ok, ok, comics) series, Marvel Zombies (more comics), JTHM (really disturbing & fucked up comics), the occasional Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, Thomas Harris book, Resident Evil series (yeah that's right, more zombies & based on the games)....Ender's Game, the Zombie Survival Guide (handbook & graphic novel), & Tales from the Dark Tower (vampire stories) just to name a few of the vast number of books I've read... well...that's enough about books, I mean there are so many. I'd read more but there aren't enough hours in the day.
Movies:....again so many it's endless... Anything with zombies, I'm a big fan of horror in general. Cartoons (from the looney tunes to stuff like Hoodwinked), Almost any of the Marvel movies (although I still say Ben Affleck is not Daredevil, I'll believe in Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern first), but Capt. America/SpiderMan/DEADPOOL are among my favorites.
Any movie that's funny really, Back to the Future series, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the originals before George Lucas started mutilating them & the dumb argument of who shot first Han or Greedo...get it straight, Greedo never fired!) And the occasional heartwarming movie or tear jerker... (cough..cough...Moulin Rouge...cough...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...cough.)
Music: This list could go on forever so here's the really short version...Sublime, Weezer, Mettalica, Beatles, some Johnny Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughn, AC/DC...Lots of Rock (classic and current), Social Distortion, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Richard Cheese, some classical music like the Moonlight Sonata, The Acro-Brats "Day late, Dollar Short", Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Crowes, and a bunch more.....
Food: Oh no I ran out of room to talk about food...No room for food then....I guess I don't eat....awww shit and I was hungry too....
2. Money, I want to do without it, but when's that really gonna happen?
3. My video games...I love them...I even tell them that. I'm still waiting to hear them say it back to me though.....I can wait...still waiting....any time now....(exasperated sigh)...oh well...maybe tomorrow.
4. My sense of humor......it keeps me going.
5. Family (friends are included in this category so I don't even intend to list them...aww shit...I will. Friends.)
6. books & comics...I'm still a kid at heart, and it ain't changing any time soon.
7. Yeah that's right I said 7... Lucky 7....my Stan Lee autographed Converse All Stars...as far as I know the only pair in existence.
I once snuck into my job dressed up as a ninja...full garb, lots of real weapons ( 2 swords, a "cold steel" machete, wolverine-style claws, several knives of various sizes & styles, throwing stars, nunchucks & a bit more.....let's just say I was armed to the teeth.....and could actually move quickly & silently while burdened down by all this stuff. I scared the shit out of several co-workers & my boss....it was awesome! I mean, how often does a ninja really jump out of nowhere, for no reason? Really.
I once caught a co-worker in my arms after she fell off a ladder.....it was sheer coincidence that I was wearing a t-shirt with the Superman symbol.
I once played a game of Mancala, backgammon, chess, and MTG all at the same time against 4 different people...and won all 4! Can you say " NERD"?
You like what you have seen/read.
You actually want a guy that practices & believes in chivalry.
You want a guy that does know the difference between: thier, there, and they're.......as in ," They're over there by thier things." (I also know the difference between: to, too, and two.....too.)
You like pretty flowers.....no really, REAL Flowers....I've worked at a floral studio for several years, and I get to bring home all sorts of pretty flowers.
Ya wanna laugh or hear a dirty joke (I know too many for my own good, it's an automatic-defense mechanism, it came from me being nerdy) maybe see a movie, play some video games, discuss comics/books, ask me somethin'.......or maybe if you just feel like it.