~ First of all....if you "like" me....I won't know....take a minute to say hi to me, after all ya gotta start somewhere....
~I don't say hi, or hello....I say WASABI.
~I'm something of an all around nerd....but I prefer the term intellectual badass.
~I got a place of my own, a job that's cool, and generally have my shit together.....
~ I hate the terms "playa"/"player", "Hook-up", & "the game" when talking about dating. It just sounds ghetto and trashy.
~ I'm monogamous & that's what I'm lookin' for....anything else for me is just too complicated. Don't get me wrong I'm lookin' to date, but one girl at a time.
~ I don't do the whole social media thing....no twitter, facebook, tinder.....any of that crap. Good for you if you do, I just think it's a waste of time for me.
~My friends say I'm cynical as F**K....I say, " I'm realistic, whereas you're hopelessly naive."
~My boss has actually described me as "the most ORNERY person he's ever met".... but I have two things to say in my defense: 1) I'd describe myself as a lil rough 'round the edges. & (2) I was raised by wolves and don't know any better.
~Wondering what I'm still doing on OKCUPID, apparently most girls want a taller guy.... and no matter what I do or how well I do it (mind you, I'm highly skilled and versatile), I still can't make myself any taller.. I won't say it's superficial, I mean everyone has their preferences... but it certainly sucks.
In my off hours though I'm:
Suffering from the delusion that I'm a superhero battling the darkness in my soul, keeping my secret identity under wraps, on the hunt for my arch nemesis, looking for my one & only true love...the one I'll search for unto the ends of the Earth, through dangers untold, and love until the end of time...
And if I have time left over, I'll do my laundry....maybe even fold it too.
BOOKS: I've read the Harry Potter collection, Lord of the Rings, The Riyria Series, An Unfortunate Series of Events saga, The Exorcist, Legion,The Phule series (by Robert Asprin), Jurassic Park, Timeline, The Night Angel trilogy, the Ice & Fire series, The Shadow Dance series, Grimm's Fairy Tales & Tales from Wonderland (graphic novels....ok, ok, comics) series, Marvel Zombies (more comics), JTHM (really disturbing & fucked up comics), the occasional Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, Neil Gaiman, or Thomas Harris book, Resident Evil series (yeah that's right, more zombies & based on the games)....Ender's Game, the Zombie Survival Guide (handbook & graphic novel), & Tales from the Dark Tower (vampire stories),Old Man's War (saga), The Martian, Hollow World, just to name a few of the vast number of books I've read... well...that's enough about books, I mean there are so many. I'd read more but there aren't enough hours in the day.
Movies:....again so many it's endless, I'm a movie buff...in fact if you listed it....I probably watched it too.
Anything with zombies, I'm a big fan of horror in general. Cartoons (from the looney tunes to stuff like Hoodwinked), Almost any of the Marvel movies (although I still say Ben Affleck is not Daredevil, I'll believe that Ryan Reynolds is Green Lantern first), but Capt. America/SpiderMan/DEADPOOL are among my favorites.
Any movie that's funny really, the Back to the Future series, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the originals before George Lucas started mutilating them & the dumb argument of who shot first Han or Greedo...get it straight, Greedo never fired!) And the occasional heartwarming movie, romantic comedy, or tear jerker... (cough..cough...Moulin Rouge...cough...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...cough.)
Music: OH SHIT!!! This list could go on forever so here's the really short version...Sublime, Weezer, Mettalica, Beatles, some Johnny Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughn, AC/DC...Lots of Rock (classic and current), Social Distortion, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Richard Cheese, some classical music like the Moonlight Sonata, The Acro-Brats "Day late, Dollar Short", Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Crowes, and a bunch more.....
Food: Oh no I ran out of room to talk about food...No room for food then....I guess I don't eat....awww shit and I was hungry too....
2. Money, I want to do without it, but when's that really gonna happen?
3. My video games...I love them...I even tell them that. I'm still waiting to hear them say it back to me though.....I can wait...still waiting....any time now....(exasperated sigh)...oh well...maybe tomorrow.
4. My sense of humor......it keeps me going.
5. Family (friends are included in this category so I don't even intend to list them...aww shit...I will. Friends.)
6. books & comics...I'm still a kid at heart, and it ain't changing any time soon.
7. Yeah that's right I said 7... Lucky 7....my Stan Lee autographed Converse All Stars...as far as I know the only pair in existence.
I once snuck into my job dressed up as a ninja...full garb, lots of real weapons ( 2 swords, a "cold steel" machete, wolverine-style claws, several knives of various sizes & styles, throwing stars, nunchucks & a bit more.....let's just say I was armed to the teeth.....and could actually move quickly & silently while burdened down by all this stuff. I scared the shit out of several co-workers & my boss....it was awesome! I mean, how often does a ninja really jump out of nowhere, for no reason? Really.
I once caught a co-worker in my arms after she fell off a ladder.....it was sheer coincidence that I was wearing a t-shirt with the Superman symbol.
I once played a game of Mancala, backgammon, chess, and MTG all at the same time against 4 different people...and won all 4! Can you say " NERD"?
You are a redhead (don't get me wrong, I like blondes and brunettes too but)...redheads are hot....like Flame Princess.
You actually want a guy that practices & believes in chivalry.
You want a guy that does know the difference between: their, there, and they're.......as in ," They're over there by their things." (I also know the difference between: to, too, and two.....too.)
You like pretty flowers.....no really, REAL Flowers....I've worked at a floral studio for several years, and I get to bring home all sorts of pretty flowers, alas no girl to give them to.
Ya wanna laugh or hear a dirty joke (I know too many for my own good, it's an automatic-defense mechanism, it came from me being nerdy) maybe see a movie, play some video games, discuss comics/books, ask me somethin'.......or maybe if you just feel like it....