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My self-summary
I used to have a long, drawn out, witty self summary... but since that got me nowhere here on OKCUPID ....to make a long story short, I'm something of an all around nerd.
I’m really good at
Juggling ( I taught myself), playing the drums (again self taught), breaking drum sticks (it's better than therapy and less costly), critiquing movies, playing video games,board games,card games, re-inflating my ego (should the need ever arise), and making people smile & laugh...just don't ask me to do all this stuff at once....I mean I can but I really don't want to....
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm wearing lots & lots of black....and then they see the split toe tabi on my feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: I've read the Harry Potter collection, Lord of the Rings, The Riyria Series, An Unfortunate Series of Events saga, The Exorcist, Legion,The Phule series (by Robert Asprin), Jurassic Park, Timeline, The Night Angel trilogy, the Ice & Fire series, Grimm's Fairy Tales & Tales from Wonderland (graphic novels....ok, ok, comics) series, Marvel Zombies (more comics), the occasional Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Clive Barker, Thomas Harris book, Resident Evil series (yeah that's right, more zombies & based on the games)....Ender's Game, the Zombie Survival Guide (handbook & graphic novel), & Tales from the Dark Tower (vampire stories) just to name a few of the vast number of books I've read... well...that's enough about books, I mean there are so many. I'd read more but there aren't enough hours in the day.

Movies:....again so many it's endless... Anything with zombies, I'm a big fan of horror in general. Cartoons (from the looney tunes to stuff like Hoodwinked), Almost any of the Marvel movies (although I still say Ben Affleck is not Daredevil, I'll believe in Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern first, even though I liked both of those movies......what a dorky thing to say....wow.), but Capt. America/SpiderMan are among my favorites.

Any movie that's funny really, Back to the Future series, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (the originals before George Lucas started mutilating them & the dumb argument of who shot first Han or Greedo... Greedo never fired!!! Once again... wow... REALLY dorky. ) And the occasional heartwarming movie or tear jerker... (cough..cough...Moulin Rouge...cough...Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...cough.)

Music: This list could go on forever so here's the short version...Sublime, Weezer, Mettalica, Beatles, some Johnny Cash, Stevie Ray Vaughn, AC/DC...Lots of Rock (classic and current), Social Distortion, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, Richard Cheese, the Moonlight Sonata, The Acro-Brats "Day late, Dollar Short", Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Crowes, and a bunch more.....

Food: Oh no I ran out of room to talk about food...No room for food then....I guess I don't eat....awww shit and I was hungry too....
The six things I could never do without
1. My blood. Kinda need that to function.....

2. Money, I want to do without it, but when's that really gonna happen?

3. My video games...I love them...I even tell them that. I'm still waiting to hear them say it back to me though.....I can wait...still waiting....any time now....(exasperated sigh)...oh well...maybe tomorrow.

4. My sense of humor......it keeps me going.

5. Family (friends are included in this category so I don't even intend to list them...aww shit...I will. Friends.)

6. books & comics...I'm still a kid at heart, and it ain't changing any time soon.

7. Yeah that's right I said 7... Lucky 7....my Stan Lee autographed Converse All Stars...as far as I know the only pair in existence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
~ How I'm going to answer any given question in the silliest most immature way possible, preferably with some sexual innuedo thrown in for good measure.


~Naughty Stuff

On a typical Friday night I am
Stalking the LA rooftops, dressed up in my ninja gear (no body armor, don't need it), just waiting to pounce on unsuspecting criminals from the shadows and disappear just as quickly....it's just something I do for fun, everybody needs a hobby....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really the head of the Stone Masons, the Illuminati, the Patriots, The M-I team, The Ninja Assassins Guild and Zombie Pacification Squad & a full time superhero...but aside from that....and in all seriousness.

I once caught a co-worker in my arms after she fell off a ladder.....it was sheer coincidence that I was wearing a t-shirt with the Superman symbol.

I once played a game of Mancala, backgammon, chess, and MTG all at the same time against 4 different people...and won all 4! Can you say " NERD"?
You should message me if
You are honest.

You like what you have seen/read.

You wouldn't mind dating a ninja.

You actually want a guy that practices & believes in chivalry.

You want a guy that does know the difference between: thier, there, and they're.......as in ," They're over there by thier things." (I also know the difference between: to, too, and two.....too.)

You like pretty flowers.....no really, REAL Flowers....I've worked at a floral studio for several years and never had a girl to give the flowers to....friends and family- yes...no girl.

Ya wanna laugh or hear a joke (I know too many for my own good, it's an automatic-defense mechanism, it came from me being nerdy) maybe see a movie, play some video games, discuss comics/books, ask me how I came to own a 50 lb. rubber band ball.......or maybe if you just feel like it.