37 Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm short, bald, and clinically depressed probably.

Also I am in a commited relationship now. I should probably delete this but I like reading your self-worshipping profiles for my own amusement.
What I’m doing with my life
I tell jokes for half my living but I am a Canadian entertainer and therefore completely anonymous. I cook at a vegan restaurant as my other half of my work. I think nobody there likes me. I can cook really well but I am grumpy while I do it. I also play saxophone though not much any more as I played jazz and nobody likes jazz.
I’m really good at
The three things I just mentioned.
The first things people usually notice about me
If there is anyone else in the room they don't notice me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read much anymore.I favorite food changes a lot but I'll eat anything except bugs and tofu. Also if can't guess my favorite music you aren't actually reading this because you couldn't get past the shortness and the baldness.
The six things I could never do without
Not being homeless times six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just trying to stay positive, ya know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing stand up or working in a restaurant. Or I dunno why are Fridays so special? Chill out about Fridays already.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm bald.
You should message me if
If you read all this you must just like reading.