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My self-summary
I'm 5'5

What I’m doing with my life
Being 5'5
I’m really good at
Nothing requiring a minimum height of 5'6
The first things people usually notice about me
That they just stepped on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can't reach any of this stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Stools, booster seats, phone books, high-chairs, my clambering skills, and my asthma medication.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just trying to stay positive, ya know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Being 5'5
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am actually closer to 5'4
You should message me if
If you got all the way to the bottom and recognized this profile a bunch of jokes but ones based off the truth of my life and it made you laugh a few times, then I think we might just get along. If you read this and thought that I was too hard on myself or that I need to "own" my height and be proud, we probably are not a great match. First of all, me joking about it IS owning it and anyone of reasonable intellegence should recognize that. Second, it you were having those thoughts instead of just laughing and thinking, "This guy's funny," you probably don't think I am very funny which is okay. I am a professional comedian. I look people who are not laughing at my jokes in the face all time, register it, shrug, and keep going thinking maybe I get them on the next one.

I like cooking (my day job is a cook), talking, walking, Jazz (I play alto saxophone in the style of the Charlie Parker), coffee, Journey, bacon and eggs over easy, dogs, shopping at thrift stores, craft beer, chess (1200 level on a VERY VERY good day), and good stand up comedy. I'm very picky about the last one. I have some favorite comics but I tend to gravitate towards favorite specials or particular jokes.

I don't like arrogance. It comes off very weak to me. Confidence is not bragging or big-ing up yourself. It's simply not letting insecurities prevent you from doing the things you love or that need doing. It's very non-verbal in that sense.

Anyway good luck on here. Everything is going to be okay.