31East Brunswick, United States
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My self-summary
I'm cheerful, sarcastic, and inappropriate, and I promise your parents will really really like me.

Also I like to design/build/create/explode.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to save the world as an industrial designer designing upcycled products! But still thinking about going back to school to be a velociraptor.
I’m really good at
Guesstimating how level something is, how much it weighs, and how centered it is.

Also, Super Smash Bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing good looks and how much I enjoy a good round of cursing.

Also, I'm hecka gangsta.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading: A Game of Thrones, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, and Cryptonomicon. I know, three books at a time, I like to live dangerously.

Movies: Big Fish, V for Vendetta, The Fountain, Fight Club, The Lion King, Garden State, Step Brothers, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer, Wes Anderson movies

TV: L O S T, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Seinfeld, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, Firefly, The Office, Community, 30Rock, Parks and Recreation.

Musics: Passion Pit, M83, Daft Punk, Miike Snow, The Shins, Queen, go! team, Beatles, CSS, muse, MGMT, Ben Folds, of montreal, Stars, , Matt & Kim, Postal Service, Feist, Smashing Pumpkins, Caravan Palace, Mika, Lady Gaga

Food: I particularly like crunchy+spicy foods. Though I wouldn't say no to a lifetime supply of pepperoni subs from Tastee's in Piscataway.
Six things I could never do without
-all my pals
-cars and motorcycles
-sunny days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many fun I could be having if I didn't have to pretend to be an adult sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing Gran Turismo, eating chili, and drinking good beer or whiskey with my pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I worry sometimes that I'm not as witty as I probably am.
You should message me if
If you're snarky and sarcastic and inappropriate!

And if you'd like to sing a duet with me.
The two of us