39 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
If humor is to women what breast is to men, then i got quite the rack.

In order to help you to properly be able to manipulate me in to thinking you are the woman of my dreams, even if you are not, when mailing me, there are a few things you should know about me:

-There is nothing that doesn't interest me. Except gossip. And horses (I can ride though), Oh and Lana del ray, she is really annoying. (If you happen to be Lana del ray, I'm sorry, maybe if you try spelling your name backwards I wont notice)

-I'm a creative programmer, i make Art games and tools for making art.

-I listen to Air, Portishead, Daft punk, Kraftwerk, Hospital records and music made between 1967 and 1971. You don't have to. I have headphones.

-My hobbies includes rewriting this text, because I believe things are only as fun as you make them.

-I take life very seriously, this text, not so much.

-I prioritize what is important over what is urgent. I'm pretty laid back and easy to deal with.

-If you write something funny I might want to give you an O on the floor.

-I'm more of a geeks dream then a geek myself. My collection of artbooks is impressive. I would love to find someone who can play all the games i don't play.

-I recognize women will soon rule the world/government. I for one welcome our new overlords.
What I’m doing with my life
I have been a scientist, an artist and a video game designer, Now I'm going to change the world.
I’m really good at
Design, making beautiful things, making you think things you havent tought before. programming, not talking about programming. Kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
How good I make them feel. And that I'm silly smart.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blade runner, True romance, Apocalypse Now. If you want more must see tips, Mail me.
The six things I could never do without
My left leg, it complements my right leg perfectly.
Airoplanes that can take me away.
The word "Knickers"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My Master card pin code: 5433
You should message me if
...any of the following is true:
-If you want your mind blown.
-You are a fast e-mailer.
-If you you wish you weren't Swedish.
-If you only secretly like Sweden.
-If you just want someone to hold you because you are sad.
-If you think online dating is stupid/awkward/beneath you.
-If you need help in any way. (Seriously try me)
-If you have invented a Lasagne Fax (That's a fax that can send me lasagne, not a fax made out of lasagne because that would be silly) I want one!

Oh, And they don't have an option for short distance penpals, but I'm up for that too.