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My self-summary
Ma'hanibu eebowai!

INFJ. Ya, I'm an introvert. But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy good conversation. I'm looking for the Mom to my Zoidberg. Help get me out of the dumpster outside Planet Express!

I'd say I'm a little awkward, but good-hearted. Promises and personal honor are extremely important to me. As is integrity and sensitivity.

"Life is uncertainty. Maturity is learning how to roll with it". -me

I'm pretty quirky and spend a lot of time reading the news, posting on reddit, and when I find the time, I still play video games. Message me if you dig strategy or j/cRPGs. I'm also a huge fan of min-max strategy in general. :>
What I’m doing with my life
I do web development and program a bit. I'm exploring working with startups and e-commerce. If you want a custom-built website or want to work together on application development, message me. I'm looking for partners who can do things like market analysis, SEO, UI/UX - stuff that I'm not an expert in yet.

I also want to do my best to resist Trump and I have some ideas on how to boycott Trump products.

I'm also randomly interested in sentiment analysis.
I’m really good at
Hulk strong! No, really. I used to be over a couple hundred pounds and lost it over three years.

Animals. They really like me!
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a trio of tattoos, so that has got to be the first things that most people notice about me.

I've been told I've got a nice shoulder to waist ratio too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like my entertainment like the Book of Mormon. Satirical, thought-provoking, and comedic.

I'm a huge fan of shows like Seinfeld, Always Sunny, and of course, ARCHER. Adam Reed is an incredible writer and the animation is so much fun to watch - it's like a comic book coming to life.

When it comes to food, spicy and rice-y! Kidding - I can do without the rice since I was raised on it, but I really enjoy foods like kimchee, and jigae. I'd die probably without fresh fruits and vegetables.

Music - Mainly alternative, but holy crow there are SO many choices out there. Suggest away - I like bands like Queens of the Stone Age, Arcade Fire, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Movies! Shawshank Redemption and Big Fish have to go here. Beatlejuice, Nolan's Batman Trilogy + Inception, and yes, Disney movies.
Six things I could never do without
My cats. Whatever happens, I know that Athena will be there cuddling with me every night. They ground me and make me more loving.

Time off - For three months, I worked seven days a week. I will never again try that.

Currently, a baseball cap - I've been growing my hair out, and without it it'd be a tangled bird's nest. Let's go Mets!

That's all for now. :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
WWGCD? (What would George Costanza do?)

Where can I buy these crispy coconut spring rolls? These things are the best snack ever.

How is Dennis Reynolds so amazingly insane?

And seriously: how can I be the best person I can be, and who does this guy look like physically, mentally, and spiritually?
On a typical Friday night I am
When I've got time off, you might find me practicing calligraphy, getting a burrito, trying to get over the V2 hump at BKB, working out, hiking with friends, or playing pool. (I stink - trying to get better).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit

Right Arm: Love, Truth, Courage, Balance.
Left shoulder: Be the light.
Left breastbone: Victory.

I'm on reddit.
You should message me if
If you think we'd connect.

If you want to go boulder or shoot pool with me, or if you've ever played video games!

If you are amused with wordplay like this:

Friend: Does anyone know Yancy?
Me: No, but he sounds fancy. Does he live on Delancey?
Friend: That was lame.
Me: Don't be so antsy. It can be chancey, kind of like necromancy.

You think long-term: Schemes, plans, people, relationships.
The two of us