35Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
I'm authentic, if not unorthodox. I can be sympathetic, but am usually brutally honest to a fault. I am an extrovert with many observers yet no partakers. I read more and sleep less daily. Lumpy Space Princess is my favorite. I'm done relating to a question aide. Just talk to me. g'Dugh!
You really have to know yourself before you pass judgment upon another. That being said, if you don't know what you want, don't brother wasting your time.
What you see and read here is what you will receive in person.
What I’m doing with my life
I've recently been testing the limits of my creativity and compassionate capacity. In between jobs and trying to get back into school all the while trying to find out what I'm made of that keeps me weighted down yet staying afloat.

I would like to finish my degree for medicinal botany at UWM. I spend a lot of time rolling around on other peoples lawns or laughing on their couch.

Why so serious, it's just life. It's not like anyone is going to make it out alive. I'm pretty sure we all win that race.
I’m really good at
Self expression, controlling chaos and meditating a war. I'm a very good listener, a better lover and an anti hero. There's probably books about me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My innate ability to avoid eye contact and how I managed to get into their house. Plus that ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, David Sedaris, Irving Welsch, Richard Dawkins, and botanical dichotomy.
I listen to Peaches, White Zombie, Aimee Mann, NIN, iamamiwhoami, TRUST, Big Freida, Ellen Allien, Kontravoid, Grimes, Light Asylum, little Dragon, Joanna Newsom, Beach House, Portishead, Chairlift, SSION, and other stuff.
I watch anything by Lars Von Trier, Darren Aronofsky, Ridley Scott, Katsuhiro Otomo, Michel Gondry, and John Waters.
I eat sushi, fresh fruits and vegetables, dodo eggs, unicorn jerky and gummi bears.
I watch VICE, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show and Cobert Report, Adventure Time, Claymore, Tabitha's takeover, kitchen nightmares and Archer.
Six things I could never do without
Complimentary entourage, not ass kissers
Sleeveless tees in the summer when a shirt is required
My feet (sorry if yours have parted, not to offend)
A place to sleep, bath and brush my teeth in private
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The shadow of life, which relates to the high cost of existence. It's no longer a matter of who made us or why are we here; rather, how do we carry on?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever i want. love MTG cube drafts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cannot whistle
You should message me if
Your life depends on it
The two of us