”You have really pretty eyes.”
“You need a shave.”
“Your necktie. Which is tied in a knot that hasn’t been used in, like, a hundred years.”
“You’re ugly and nobody will ever love you.”
“You smell like orchids have been fucking.”
“You’re wearing a suit, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT???”
“You’re being attacked by ice bears.”
“You’ve got very pretty eyes.”
“This is for OKCupid isn’t it?”
My camera - an D810 with a few primes and the 200-500 bazooka.
My headphones - closed cans, for maximum blastings.
My coffee kit - a hand grinder, pourover cone, and being within walking distance of Tandem.
My kitchen - a Miyabi Birchwood gyuto is the newest member of the harem.
My wristwatches - I have my father's, my grandfather's, and my great-grandfathers. One day I'll add something of my own.