”You have really pretty eyes.”
“You need a shave.”
“Your necktie. Which is tied in a knot that hasn’t been used in, like, a hundred years.”
“You’re ugly and nobody will ever love you.”
“You smell like orchids have been fucking.”
“You’re wearing a suit, WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT???”
“You’re being attacked by ice bears.”
“You’ve got very pretty eyes.”
“This is for OKCupid isn’t it?”
I like to cook. I like to try new recipes - I've been going country by country and cooking representative meals, it's like travel.
I like to hike. I like to make camp by the side of the trail and fall asleep beneath the stars. I've been on two bicycle tours and I'm thinking about a third.
I don't like to write - but I sure do keep doing it.