Welcome to my shambolic attempt at not dying alone.
So, I like to spend as much time as I can not procrastinating because that makes me feel bad. I like to read books, produce music, design things, go to the gym, watch films, listen to music, walk around places; basically anything to abate a tide of crushing self disappointment from crashing onto the shore of my woeful conscience. The best thing is reading in the bath with some wine except for when the water is too hot and the book shrivels up into a pulped mess and falls apart. I also like the cinema because you can cry and people think it's because of the movie and not because of everything else in your life.
I probably drink too much and my diet is terrible, but I do shit loads of exercise and my metabolism is awesome so I don't care. Actually, my diet is OK, but it's inconsistent. Like, one week I'll have a really great balance of all the proper food groups and stuff, and then the week after I'll eat like two pizzas in a single day, also I have this terrible habit of eating massive chunks of cheese before I go to sleep.
I am sometimes quiet and a bit shy, and I also have this amazing obsessive compulsion with words and written text, including this thing where the final line of all my written paragraphs has to stretch at least 50% across the page or box or whatever it is I'm typing into.
My favourite thing is listening to horrendously dark, abrasive electronic music that makes normal people feel uncomfortable and anxious.
Actual User Reviews:
4/5 - "Only wished I was somewhere else twice" - Liz, 28
4/5 - "Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be" - Cat, 28
5/5 - "I had a great time after the third drink" - Aivi, 30