31 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I am David.

Welcome to my shambolic attempt at not dying alone.

So, I like to spend as much time as I can not procrastinating because that makes me feel bad, so I try and be creative and proactive as often as possible. I like to read books, produce music, design things, go to the gym, watch films, listen to music; basically anything that keeps me from treading water in a sea of moronic and self piteous disappointment. The best thing is reading in the bath with some wine except for when the water is too hot and the book shrivels up into a pulpy mess and falls apart. I also like the cinema because you can cry and people think it's because of the movie and not because of everything else in your life.

I probably drink too much and my diet is terrible, but I do shit loads of exercise and my metabolism is awesome so I don't care. Actually, my diet is OK, but it's inconsistent. Like, one week I'll have a really great balance of all the proper food groups and nutrients and all that stuff you're supposed to eat, and then the week after I'll eat like two pizzas in a single day and I have this terrible habit of eating massive chunks of cheese before I go to sleep.

I am sometimes quiet and a bit shy, and I also have this amazing obsessive compulsion with words and written text, including this thing where the final line of all my written paragraphs has to stretch at least 50% across the page or box or whatever it is I'm typing into.
What I’m doing with my life
Yeah, so I work in "the music industry" and I think it's meant to be about nurturing artists and progressing the creative and expressive nature of an historic and noble art form, but sometimes I get the impression that not everyone shares the same goal as me.
I’m really good at
I'm really fucking good at Hungry Hippos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like to drink red wine and eat nachos and watch Pulp Fiction and burn incense and listen to Brian Eno and read dystopian novels about our inevitable demise and play Legend of Zelda and listen to Wu-Tang and drink rum and watch BoJack Horseman, but not all at once.

My favourite thing is listening to horrendously dark, abrasive electronic music that makes normal people feel uncomfortable and anxious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Which Sure anti-perspirant should I be this week I guess I'm feeling pretty Active but then you got this Invisible Ice right here, you know? ... heh, look at this idiot buying Quantum, excuse me sir when are you getting Extreme back in stock?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Whenever I listen to Verdi's Requiem I end up gesticulating with increasingly demented violence around my bedroom like I'm conducting some kind of perverted orchestra. Perhaps you would like to join me.
You should message me if
I think I prefer meeting and talking to people in pubs, so if you like meeting and the idea of talking and you also like pubs then maybe you could say hello. Or if you don't like pubs you could suggest something else, but seriously, who doesn't like pubs?

In fact if you don't like pubs don't even contact me.

Actual User Reviews:

4/5 - "Only wished I was somewhere else twice" - Liz, 28
4/5 - "Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be" - Cat, 28
5/5 - "I had a great time after the third drink" - Aivi, 30