29 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved here from Chicago just about two years ago. So, be nice. I'm still a little heartland-y.

I call my mother every day.

I think improv comedy is painful to watch and makes me cringe so hard my balls rise up into my body.

I can't help but get all smiley around dogs.

I want a good girl. Bad girls do very little for me.

I'm not into polyamory. I find it yucky.
What I’m doing with my life
- Providing hardware and application support for composers at a music house

- Recording hip hop clients

- Tinkering/building little things and trying to get my handiness up

- Watching Good Eats before bed
I’m really good at
- Making you laugh without having it seem like I planned my jokes beforehand

- Cooking

- Quickly forming a positive relationship with your dog

- Winging it
The first things people usually notice about me
Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd from around Trading Places time, but I don't see it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- King of the Hill

- The Sopranos

- Oneohtrix Point Never

- BIll Callahan

- The Tallest Man On Earth

- Pig Destroyer

- Molasses-cider-marinated grilled pork tenderloin and man that shit gets all charred and awesome
The six things I could never do without
- An external with shows on it

- Capsaicin

- Jokes

- Chicken

- Learning stuff

- My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...if women on this thing here are truly worried about meeting a murderer/rapist and what that implies about what other dudes post on their profiles.

Why people never use the other door in a double door and condemn themselves to some oddball holding-the-door situation.
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing nothing much so I can wake up in time for early Saturday activities, or because of a mix of laziness and the desire to unwind from work. Saturday evening is usually my getting-lit-up evening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wrote a swear on an AOL pro wrestling message board and got in serious trouble.