I'm witty, honest, loyal, and chivalrous. However, I'm crass (I curse often), am horrendously awkward holding babies, and as the above story indicates, should never be allowed to play soccer with children. If you must know, I am gainfully employed and required to wear a suit more often than I would like.
When the day is over, I usually like to slip into some short shorts and am kicking Thai pads or wrestling dudes stronger than me at the gym. I am a classically trained brazilian jiu-jitsu practitioner and pianist and put in a good faith effort to maintain both skill sets. Depending on the day, I will go to one of the Smithsonian's and look at art I don't understand. I believe in karma, recycling, and petting dogs until they are annoyed.
-Legends of the Fall, The Lion King, The Princess Bride, The Other Guys, About Time
-The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Seinfeld, Modern Family
-Frank Sinatra, Tribe Called Quest, Lauryn Hill, Nas, Yiruma, Ludovico Einaudi, John Coltrane, 90's R&B and hiphop, ignorant rap
-Indian, Thai, other spicy ethnic fare...
- you LOVE dogs...and animals in general
- you recycle
- you enjoy shitty jokes
- you peruse urban dictionary or rap genius for no reason
- you believe in reverse yelping to prevent your favorite restaurants from being overcrowded...(don't judge me)