32 The Bronx, United States
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My self-summary
I'm the type of person to take elderly people across the street and then proceed to talk to them about their grandkids or problems using coupons. I'm from NYC, but can't get anywhere on the trains. I think going out is a reason to dress up. I ask weird questions. I like watching a whole season of one show at once. I really would like to throw a dinner party with board games, karaoke, and cocktails. I'm sarcastic. I don't know anything about music but, I have a record collection. I like trivia. I'm funnier in person (much funnier.)

I am cuddly, kind, and kind of sexy
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to find love and utter happiness. I had been working as a nanny; I took some time off to recalibrate my life.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at making people feel comfortable, rambling on, comebacks, callbacks, saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, and smiling.
The first things people usually notice about me
my hair or how good I smell. I once asked a bartender for a drink and he told me my hair smelled good. People ask to smell my hair again after they have hugged me, its weird.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Princess Bride, Wet Hot American Summer, Parenthood, Ghostbusters 2, The Lady Eve, The Royal Tenenbaums, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future
Carole King, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, The Mamas and the Papas, Queen, James Taylor, Jackson 5 The Temptations, Extreme
watermelon, Evian, lobster rolls, fried clams with the bellies, New England Clam Chowder, Sushi, Non American food, bacon, sausage, steak, meat, and alcohol
QI, [Doctor Who]], How I Met Your Mother, Breaking Bad, Empire, Sherlock, How to get away with Murder, Modern Family, Psych, Twin Peaks,Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, The IT Crowd, various other sci-fi, unorthodox crime/mystery, irreverent humor, and BBC shows
The six things I could never do without
A good story to tell
nights out- for more good stories
good TV and movies
socks- they help you sleep better
A cocktail during the week
Sushi- my cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what I really want in a career. I just want to be my own boss all the time (easy, right?)

Cleaning my apartment

On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with friends at my house or at the local pub, or binge waching something on TV.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't seen Star Wars or Lord of the Rings.
I live in the Bronx...well Riverdale.
I talk too much both when I'm nervous and super comfortable.
I want to be Leslie Mann to your Judd Apatow.
You should message me if
I love geeky,awkward, skinny, chubby, tall guys that I can take care of and will take care of me.
You are a gentleman; knowing how to open doors for ladies and such. If I can do it so can you.
You know a man always pays on a first date. I don't do the check dance. I'm kinda traditional.
You live within a $25 cab ride.
You are a bit of a geek.
You can make me laugh. So important!!
Most importantly, you are looking for something real, not just a fling.
You shouldn't message me if you are just interested in sex.