28Porterville, United States
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My self-summary
Easily excitable (if you know the right buttons to push)
On a life long quest to be a moral person
Wishes he had a better internet connection
Belives it's important to do the right thing for Family and Friends
Good memory
Loves: Liberty, relaxing at home, Nintendo, PC gaming, History, Firearms, Comics, Outer Space, Sci-fi, Lego
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the Porterville Unified School District as an Assistant in the District Auditorium. I have also been learning about computer repair/networking/programming in my spare time. And I've been hitting the gym at Planet Fitness every other day to slim down a bit. It's actually been a pretty productive summer. Also wondering who I should write in on the November ballot (Right now, its a tie between the reanimated corpse of William Jennings Bryan and a petri dish of penicillin).
I’m really good at
Bad accents, tuning out innuendo (you want to be on my team if we ever play the game "Dirty Minds"), bad puns, bad innuendo, smiling, giving sound advice, being dependable, keeping my word.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Die Hard, Hot Fuzz, Pacific Rim, The Mummy, Sicario.

Battlestar Galactica (03), Stargate SG-1, Gravity Falls, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Cowboy Bebop

Hellboy/BPRD (Mike Mignola), Applied Economics (Thomas Sowell), Liberal Fascism (Jonah Goldberg), Arguing with Idiots (Glenn Beck), The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien)

Led Zeppelin, Journey, Daft Punk, Mega Drive, Power Glove. The last two are synthwave electronic groups.

Cashews, Pizza, Burritos, Pesto Chicken Alfredo, Cheese Cake.
Six things I could never do without
Bad puns
Cheese (even if I become lactose-intolerant)
Quoting Hot Fuzz (every time you watch it, you see something new)
Giant Robots
A sense of wonder and excitement
Time alone to decompress and contemplate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The dark cyber punk future that we might never get to.
The alternate universe where everyone wears a mustache. (Even though everyone is evil in that one, they have real hover boards and flying cars. So it's not THAT bad.)
What will happen once AI, Robotics, and driver-less vehicles replace human workers.
How Batman manages to keep a closet full of gadgets in the tiny pouches of his utility belt. (I bet he has a full set of silverware in there too)
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends playing a board game, playing video games, or watching tv. I could be working an event depending on the day. Or I could just be relaxing at home, surfing the web or playing a game.
You should message me if
You are interested in nerd/geek type things and are looking for a long term relationship.
You aren't afraid to let your inner child out every once in a while.
You enjoy a good conversation.
You have a nice smile :)
The two of us