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My self-summary
Sapio...whaaaa. All of you keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

So this is the part where I prove how witty I am, right? Aaaaand, I just failed miserably by writing that. Which sucks because people always tell me that I'm a pretty interesting guy. Well, sometimes they tell me that. Ok, one person told me that. Once. It was a Thursday. They weren't very bright. But who's counting?!

If the above made you smile, even a little, feel free to say hi. If it didn't, there is clearly something wrong with you. Kidding! There probably isn't anything wrong with you, but you probably won't like me very much.

"God bless us, every one!" :) - Tiny Tim
What I’m doing with my life
This. Working. Traveling. Wishing I had already met the person of my dreams so that I could be hanging out with them instead of doing this.
I’m really good at
Something other than filling out this profile. I'm really just hoping that you think I'm cute enough to give me a shot at an actual conversation. Yes? Maybe? Yessssss!
The first things people usually notice about me
My swaaaaaaag. (Dammit, there is probably some teenager on here who had the same answer.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
50 Shades of Grey. (Now THAT had to get your attention!) Sadly, I didn't actually read that.

Favorite book: Bright Shiny Morning. I highly recommend it.

Favorite movie: Too many to name, but I tend to enjoy more of the serious stuff.

Shows: Stuff on the Discovery Channel, History Channel, and the Biggest Loser. I love fat people!

Music: Love it. All of it. As long as it's good.

Food: Japanese and Mexican are my favorites, but I'm usually down for whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...how much what I say on here actually matters. I read an article recently, that suggested that most people who attempt to date online pretty much follow the same rules they follow in real life. i.e., Is he cute? Is he built how I like? Could I introduce him to my friends without being ridiculed? So yeah, here I am ladies. Judge away! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm currently wearing socks.
You should message me if
You have enough sense to ask my name before you ask my race. Besides, if that is particularly important in deciding who you date, just move on. We will likely not get along.
The two of us