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My self-summary
Born in Leeds, studied fine art in Glasgow & since then have been working hard on avoiding real life in London, making art and writing bullshit.

I love science: evolutionary biology, physics, astronomy. The big questions. Like, why is time? Where is now? How is light?
What I’m doing with my life
Making art, trying to write comedy and attempting to emulate the Rocky IV training montage soundtrack in Ableton.

My artwork tends to offend people who were arseholes to begin with. The Daily Mail and The Sun have both run hate pieces about it, which is a bit of a badge of honour. This was one of my bigger pieces: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4101/4797833042_66f9b3bdfc_b.jpg
That was up for two weeks in Glasgow

And this one was more recent:
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I own almost no hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books written by people like Cormac McCarthy, Bret Easton-Ellis, John Fante, Hunter S. Thompson, Arthur C. Clarke, Noam Chomsky, Charlie Brooker, Chris Ware, Alan Moore, Carl Sagan

Any Charlie Kaufman film, In The Loop, Marwencol, Blade Runner, Primer, The Act of Killing. I'll watch anything with Billy Murray or Christian Bale, whose name I always forget since he is so absolutely Patrick Bateman in my brain. Wes Anderson.

TV: Silicon Valley, Peep Show, Alan Partridge, BrassEye, Garth Marenghis Dark Place, Nathan Barley, Time Trumpet, 15 Storey's High, Adventure Time, Community, Rick & Morty etc etc....

Music: Brian Eno, Metronomy, Caribou, Radiohead, My Bloody Valentine, The Knife, Vangelis, Rustie, Grimes, film soundtracks. I gorge myself on music but I don't like any of it.

Food: Cooked
The six things I could never do without
Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Neon, Nitrogen, Carbon

what a funny joke, good old me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Voting rights for robots, Palestine, advertising, the colonisation of Mars, Richard Nixon, scuba diving, patriarchy, the singularity.
On a typical Friday night I am
covering my hands in pva glue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't do handstands.
You should message me if
You are starting a cult.