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My self-summary
Born in Leeds, studied fine art in Glasgow & since then have been working hard on avoiding real life in London, making art and writing bullshit.

I love science: evolutionary biology, physics, astronomy. The big questions. Like, why is time? Where is now? How is light?
What I’m doing with my life
Making art, trying to write comedy and attempting to emulate the Rocky IV training montage soundtrack in Ableton.

My artwork tends to offend people who were arseholes to begin with. The Daily Mail and The Sun have both run hate pieces about it, which is a bit of a badge of honour. This was one of my bigger pieces: http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4101/4797833042_66f9b3bdfc_b.jpg That was up for two weeks in Glasgow
This one went a bit nuts: www.pocketmoneyloans.com
and this one got me a lot of abuse http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/03/become-suicide-bomber-posters-appear-across-london/
I’m really good at
hitting everything on a drum kit at the same time.
doing a bad drawing of a bicycle
pressing the snooze button on my alarm
The first things people usually notice about me
I own almost no hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books written by people like Cormac McCarthy, John Fante, Arthur C. Clarke, Charlie Brooker, Chris Ware, Alan Moore, Carl Sagan, Anne Michaels (shamefully one of the few female authors I've actually read and loved, this needs to change)

Any Charlie Kaufman film, In The Loop, Marwencol, Blade Runner, Primer, The Act of Killing, Primer, and any good sci-fi I can find (there aren't many), Starship Troopers/Robocop, almost anything with Billy Murray, Wes Anderson.

TV: Halt & Catch Fire, Deadwood, Peep Show, Alan Partridge, BrassEye, Garth Marenghis Dark Place, Silicon Valley, Nathan Barley, Time Trumpet, 15 Storey's High, Adventure Time, Community, Rick & Morty etc etc....

Music: Tame Impala, Brian Eno, Jamie XX, Lorn, Metronomy, Caribou, Radiohead, Cigarettes After Sex, My Bloody Valentine, The Knife, Vangelis, Rustie, Kate Bush, Grimes, William Basinski, epic film soundtracks. I gorge myself on music but I don't like almost any of it.

Food: Cooked
Six things I could never do without
Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Neon, Nitrogen, Carbon

what a funny joke, good old me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Voting rights for robots, Palestine, goddamn fucking advertising, the colonisation of Mars, Richard Nixon, scuba diving, patriarchy, the singularity, how weird it is that anything exists at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
covering my hands in pva glue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't do handstands.
You should message me if
You are starting a cult.
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