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My self-summary
Shhhh... don't use your sexy voice you'll arrouse the spirits.

I'm Guatemalan born raised Canadian/American by blood.

I love my life.

I like biking and running though I'm not an extremely out doors-y type

The layout of this site makes connections based on extremely superficial premises. If you're looking for someone based on a picture then you'll only get someone who will like you for the same reason in return.

In short: I'm not looking to meet anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
Using photoshopped pictures to catfish men on an internet dating site.
I’m really good at
Cooking. I love to cook. I like a challenge in the kitchen so have at 'er.

Making people close to me feel good about themselves.

Getting presents for people.

Picking out really cute outfits of course!
The first things people usually notice about me
I flail my arms around when I talk.

I dress somewhat like a doll.

Maybe these are just the things I want them to notice, but people are just too nice to admit it to be something else like my lisp. The worst part about having a lisp and having a name that starts with S is that people always think you're saying a different name.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Artichokes are my favourite food. No, not the canned ones.

Authentic Mexican food, Vietnamese, Greek, Korean BBQ, English food, Tapas, Sushi, Salad bars, French etc. etc. Gosh, instead of a boyfriend I would like a personal chef plz. Apply within.

I can't get enough veggies. I love them. mmm! :3

Wes Anderson
Kind of obsessed with Mark Duplass atm so anything he's in especially The League

I'm a big movie and book buff. I know apparently everyone loves movies so I guess we already have that in common, you and I, Mr. Internet rapist.
Six things I could never do without
Donkey Shows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well I suppose I would think a lot if I only had a brain. I imagine that if I did it would be full of posies puppies, and chocolate cake.

Tonight: I wonder if the tigers you're all hugging in your pictures are the same one or if there are just lots of tigers out there that need hugging.

Why do all the men on this site describe themselves as "laid back"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Having the best night in my life that I will never remember. Taking home stray dogs and giving them baths.

Watching the entire season 6 of Californication because oh man that was a crazy Thursday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gosh! I don't even know you.
You should message me if
You are whitty, outgoing and charismatic.
The two of us