39 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
i have excellent credit.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the founder and CEO of I haven't had a day off in so long that I honestly can't quite tell you what day it is, but I can tell you exactly how many days until Election Day.

The other night I realized that I will have Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday of election week off, and that I want to spend those three days fucking my brains out with someone aesthetically, intellectually, and emotionally pleasing. Or going to Orr hot springs. Either/or.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at ignoring the titles of these blurbs and just entering random text in the boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
my amazing sense of style? and by "amazing sense of style" i mean that my uniform is so pronounced it borders on comical. if you want to hang out with someone who's always wearing a very minor variation on a theme, i'm your girl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
* i pass the john waters test when it comes to books. john waters would totally fuck me.
* i would kill for a decent slice of pizza and a cannoli.
The six things I could never do without
right now the things i could never do without are:
* very loud pop music (for household dancing purposes)
* decaf coffee (to keep my caffeine addiction in check)
* my two adorably fat house cats (unconditional love, duh)
* other new yorkers (because facts trump nonsense)
* civic engagement projects (duh again)
* vacation days (come on!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how it is that i've cultivated a reputation for extreme productivity while spending so much of my time procrastinating. more specifically: "how i can package and sell this so that others can also be seen as productive while secretly wasting oodles of time?" and, "what would the ideal price point be for such a service?"
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping, dancing, drinking, arranging my books by the dewey decimal system, coming up with alternatives to the dewey decimal system, or working. you know, the usual things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i spend a lot of time asking myself, "what would george clooney do?"
You should message me if
message me if you are generally awesome, funny, mostly-put-together woman with a strong appreciation for fine shoes and handbags. message me if your imperfections are also endearing. it'll give us some commonality.