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My self-summary
i have excellent credit, and a deep and abiding love for the oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
Founder, Feeling particularly cranky since Election Day, but I hear I am otherwise lovely.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at ignoring the titles of these blurbs and just entering random text in the boxes.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh lord, who knows. Either my bright red baseball hat, my impeccable sense of style, or my unconscious tendency toward profanity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
* i pass the john waters test when it comes to books. john waters would totally fuck me.
* i would kill for a decent slice of pizza and a cannoli.
Six things I could never do without
i used to have some cutesy/curated list of things i could never do without, but right now the news is the only thing i seem to need. i don't need sleep, i don't need food, but good lord do i need to read the news.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how it is that i've cultivated a reputation for extreme productivity while spending so much of my time procrastinating. more specifically: "how i can package and sell this so that others can also be seen as productive while secretly wasting oodles of time?" and, "what would the ideal price point be for such a service?"
On a typical Friday night I am
sleeping, dancing, drinking, arranging my books by the dewey decimal system, coming up with alternatives to the dewey decimal system, or working. you know, the usual things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i spend a lot of time asking myself, "what would george clooney do?"
You should message me if
message me if you are generally awesome, funny, mostly-put-together woman, with a strong appreciation for fine shoes and handbags. message me if your imperfections are also endearing. it'll give us some commonality.
The two of us