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My self-summary
I grew up on the east coast but was born on the west. I'm back and very happy about it. Snow is a choice now not a way of life.

I dislike routine and predictability. I also think having a plan is a bit overrated. Things usually work out for the best. I love being asked to something last minute. Sure, I wasn't your first choice for a sky diving buddy but you're jumping in 3 hours and you need a friend, I'll go.
What I’m doing with my life
Same thing we do every life, Pinky, try and take over the world.
I’m really good at
Dodgeball. It's a passion. I've even been featured on the Ocho.

Remembering movie plots. However, I'm terrible at remembering TV shows. I can tell you the plots of the movies I watched as a kid, but I have trouble even remembering which shows I watched. Why the difference?

Solving problems in the shower. For some reason I think better in there.

I'm pretty good at card games, board games, and puzzles. Set, settlers, spades, etc. Also escape games, they're the best!
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard has 3 colors. Not like 3 crazy colors like blue, green, and purple, but 3 natural colors. Actually it's not the first thing people notice about me. Actually you can only tell if you look closely. It's probably the last thing people notice about me. What were we talking about again?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Outliers has changed my perspective more than any other book. Fantasy is great; I'm a big fan (Kingkiller, stormlight, mistborn, ice and fire, wheel of time, dresden files, so many more). Also books that are also movies. The Martian, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Stardust. If you haven't seen Stardust, watch it! It's on Netflix. Neal Stephenson!

Movie: Anything with "Movie" in the title (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc). A lot of others too.

Shows: Black Mirror, Futurama, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, South Park, Breaking Bad. I don't like any show with a laugh track. If it's funny, I'll laugh. (Yes, Seinfeld has a laugh track.)

Music: I've been really feeling the congos lately

Food: Nothing beats mom's spaghetti, but I'll eat anything. I love the food in this city.
Six things I could never do without
Friends - When you get 5 or 6 people together, and everyone is really good friends with everyone else, magic happens.

Books - Kindle is man's greatest achievement. Thousands of books and a battery that lasts for weeks!

Dad jokes - I don't always tell Dad jokes, but when I do he laughs.

Chipotle and Mexican Coke - My 2 addictions.

Dogs - Pretty much always happy to see you, even if they don't know you.

Beer - Wheat please!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-why the marina library has the weirdest hours
-what would make the best useless superpower
-whats the biggest dog I could smuggle into my apartment
-why people make a big deal about the comma but don't know how to use a hyphen
On a typical Friday night I am
An ideal Friday night would be having a few beers at my place while playing cards, then going out for a nice dinner (sushi!?), and ending the night at a divey bar.
You should message me if
You want to play liar's dice.
You read fantasy.
You have ASMR (seriously this is the weirdest greatest thing ever).
You've done an escape game.
You've got a good Dad joke.
The two of us