29 Ocean City, United States
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My self-summary
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, an Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking I suggest you try it.
What I’m doing with my life
working in public accounting
I’m really good at
just about everything
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall and i speak my mind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
unicorns..... jk.... maybe...
On a typical Friday night I am
getting silly
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my older sister talked me into painting my toe nails when i was a lil kid...
You should message me if
you're near ocean city and you'd like to know more about me... despite this somewhat obnoxious profile i'm real easy to talk to and love to meet new people.