34Oklahoma City, United States
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My self-summary
I feel like I should disclose some info before I go any further... First, while I am very "left" left" in my political beliefs (according to the polital compass test I fall pretty close to the bottom left corner of the "left libertarian" square), I also have a very irreverent sense of humor. If you are a left-winger with no sense of humor or are a right-winger who is a blatant bigot you will probably hate me. Second, I wear makeup sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes. It's a deal breaker for some women. As I am typing this I am wearing slime green nail polish, eyeliner and black eye shadow. Just to clarity: This isn't like a sexual fetish or anything, I just like to bring extra Sp00ky in to my wardrobe occasionally.

I'm a 34 year old spooky dude who likes to have fun. I'm not a pretenious jerk, which I hear is going to work in my favor. I am really into horror movies, philosophy, cartoons and music. I'm not looking for my "soul mate" at this pointIIf it happens, it happens... I am not going to fight it.), I'm really just looking to "get myself out there" and would love to flirt with funny women, randomly makeout at a bar like I'm 22 and meet some awesome new people! Friends are always great and I am looking for a new social circle!(esoteric occultists okay, but please no scientologist or multi-level marketers.)
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to hold on to my last bit of sanity... Nah, that's boring. Building a time machine to commit acts of "aesthetic terrorism" in the year 2082.
I’m really good at
I'm kind, I'm a great listener and great with giving out advice(but horrible at taking it). I can always cheer up a friend when they are down. I'm also okay at art(drawing grotesque little monsters) and music.... and I'm funny. And awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm covered in tattoos, so people are usually intimidated by me.... until I open my mouth(I'm really upbeat and outgoing).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as music goes I listen to tons of stuff... everything from shoegaze, synth pop, ebm, crust punk, darkwave, death metal, goth rock, industrial, dance pop, gansta rap, new wave, 90's alt-metal, hardcore, 90's east cost hip hop, "school shooter rap", 70's glam, shitty nu metal from when I was in high school, death metal, doom, post-punk, grindcore, etc... I'm kind of in a retro-future synthwave phase right now. I would say $UICIDEBOY$ is my biggest guilty pleasure, but there is no shame in my game. Hard, dirty synths are always a plus. I watch tons of cartoons(current favorites are Rick and Morty and regular show). I like all kinds of movies, but I'm really in to bad horror, exploitation, documentaries and comedies. As far as TV goes, I really like American Horror Story, Brooklyn 99, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Gotham and Broad City right now.
Six things I could never do without
iced tea, pizza, headphones, friends, karaoke and sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything all at once. My mind never slows down.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home being bored or out doing something awesome like karaoke... I like to mix it up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a problem with "word vomiting" at people.
You should message me if
You think I am cute and you want to talk about esoteric shizz.
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