26Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
I've decided if I were to become a stripper my name would be Dirty Puddles......your welcome America
What I’m doing with my life
What I feel like at the moment...
Which is mostly me, in a corner trying to figure shit out and not weep deeply in despair about why I don't look like the white version of Beyonce with the personality of Tina Fey and Amy Schumer
I’m really good at
Making others feel uncomfortable, it's my speciality.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm round and have my own gravitational pull. Much like Uranus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, music, food....those are the things I like most
Six things I could never do without
Coffee, cats, a funny movie, family and friends, a comfy bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
On a typical Friday night I am
Mehhhhhhh....Idk stuff. There is your answer....boom goes the dynamite
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know...I'll get back to you on that

I hate talking on the phone....I do it all day at work I don't want to do it at home.
You should message me if
You are also wondering why okcupid is trying to peer pressure you into showing your instagram....I doubt you guys want to see my cat photos and my shitties aka shitty selfies
The two of us