Hailing from a rare breed not known around these parts, I identify as a native New Yorker.
You can find me theorizing about millennial privilege, avoiding long lines, or preparing for the upcoming apocalypse.
Working at Sirius XM
Sketching art for personal projects
Being the voice of reason
Keeping calm + carrying on
Party trivia king
*someone sees my mustache*
"Hey, eyes up here." #mustachelife
--The War on Art
--Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
--Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
--Stranger than Fiction
--Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
--Maximum the Hormone
--The souls of my enemies
3) My personal teleporter
6) Where's my pen?
I nourish his soul with belly rubs and lots of attention.
You find my pen