I prize authenticity and find self-deprecating, sarcastic humor hilarious.
Full Disclosure: I don't like the beach. This is un-American, I know, that's why I'm telling you now. Too much sun, sand, water, biting things (since you asked).
Let's go to the mountains! Or an ancient city. Any garden, any where; a quiet historic hotel; a vacation where we are working/learning/volunteering. Let's sit home and read or go to the symphony, a festival, a class. Hey, we could turn the compost!
I have season tickets to the Symphony and a Broadway show series.
Food: strong flavors, ethnic restaurants, hot peppers. Grilled everything. Whatever we made together--I like to cook. When I drink, which is usually with a meal, it's dark beer or red wine. Although if you serve single malt Scotch, I could change my habits.
Favorite books: A Pattern Language, Permaculture Manual, The Inward Garden, The Righteous Mind, Back to the Rough Ground, Old Path White Clouds, Four Arguments for Elimination of Television, On Combat.
YOU to talk to and well, let's wait and see.