I am the friendliest antisocial person you will ever meet.
I'm recently out of a long-term relationship, and I am not really looking for another serious relationship right now. I'd just like to meet some people with similar interests.
I also work full-time in the office of a property management agency. I basically do all the work a landlord would do, with the added benefit of making a fraction as much. It's a decent job, though, and I do enjoy it.
*100% not true
Movies: Evil Dead/anything with Bruce Campbell, The Big Lebowski, Sin City, Quentin Tarantino flicks, Stranger Than Fiction, The Princess Bride, Secretary, Grandma's Boy, Groundhog Day (Really, anything with Bill Murray), Rapturepalooza, Children of Men, and a metric shit-ton more.
TV: Community, Psych, Parks and Rec, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The IT Crowd, Archer, Dexter, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones, House of Cards - Pretty much anything that has good writing and/or is a little weird.
Music: I'm a huge Frank Zappa fan, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Nina Simone, Instrumental Jazz, some newer stuff too. I have pretty eclectic tastes, but I'm not much of a country fan, and I usually don't like radio-friendly pop music.
Food: I'm not very picky when it comes to food, but I would say my favourites are Italian, and breakfast foods. I make a damn fine omelette. Damn fine.
Games: I'm a pretty big fan of games. Play is, in my opinion, humanity's crowning achievement. Some of my all-time favorites are: The Last of Us (which is hands-down the best game I've ever played), Portal & Portal 2, the Bioshock series, Super Mario RPG, The Elder Scrolls series, The Walking Dead Adventure Game, Mariokart Double Dash, MechWarrior Online, H1Z1, and way too many more to list here. I love card and board games as well - Munchkin is an all-time favorite, as are classics like Scrabble and Trivial Pursuit.
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