32Fort Lauderdale, United States
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My self-summary
I am dress shoes with mud on them. I am pinstripe pants covered in paint and doghair. I am fancy but well lived... I am also vague and pretentious apparently = P
What I’m doing with my life
I am an ex-stripper turned electrician apprentice who listens to Ted talks while working, and is reading a book on masculine psychology when I am not on random adventures or just dancing my ass off at a rave, random club, or frozen food section because "say what you mean to say" came one. I'm basically the eccentric girl from a romantic comedy if she had a penis and was bald.
I’m really good at
Dancing, adventuring, general revelry.
The first things people usually notice about me
my shaved head. yes god was cruel enough to take my hair, but nice enough to not make my head lumpy...evens out i guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books-Game of thrones, Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy (movie sucked), fish two fish?
movie- action- crank, romance/comedy-princess bride, comedy the man who knew too little, romance- eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
Tv- Dexter, community, breaking bad, new girl, game of thrones
music- I have been listening and/or stripping to a lot of iron and wine, childish gambino, Sigur ros, Beirut, music you can dance to, and pumpernickel knife fight (I maid that last one up in hopes that they are out there and there music is amazing)
jonsi is liquid jesus!
food- most = )(especially sushi)
Six things I could never do without
Way more then six, and way less than zero
(Oh my god! Isn't that clever!?! it's not)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The injustices of the world, and how they could be solved (still debating on whether to have a cape or not). Mistakes I've made, life goals, and things that make me laugh (which often are all covered by just one thought)
On a typical Friday night I am
doing something (I'm super busy during the week, so i do my best to make my weekends count)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
if i bite the side of one of my fingers, i then have to bite each side of all ten fingers (for fear that the others may feel left out).

Also that I am a dom sadist. If you know what that means then Lovely ^_^. If not then perhaps I can teach you ^_~
and no It does not mean I worship satan, or that I am a sad philosopher
You should message me if
If you want to be free. If you're one of the few people who does what you like, and doesn't worry too much about the rest (or what people think about it). At the risk of sounding vain I am a liberator in every sense of the word. You can talk to me about anything. Come with me and let me show you what life can be. *magical chime noises*
The two of us