40North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
Don't drag me down. I have an amazing life. I'll add you if you're awesome.

not into fake boobs, flakes, bores, or women without the joie de vivre.

ps cutie is my niece
What I’m doing with my life
Life gave me lemons. I made lemonade. I added vodka. The rest is kind of a blur.
I’m really good at
parallel parking, ping pong, cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
the enormous bulge in my jeggings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just some, in no particular order...

To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fountainhead,

The House of Flying Daggers, The English Patient, Airplane! The Gold Rush, Jaws, Gattaca, Starship Troopers, Eastern Promises, Die Hard, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Godzilla v Megalon, Atonement, Kill Bill Volume 1, Out of Sight, Grindhouse, Sin City, Orca, Blazing Saddles, The Godfather, Rocky III, Schindler's List, Avatar, RoboCop(1987), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pan's Labyrinth, Last of the Mohicans(1992), Necessary Roughness, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Clash of the Titans (1983), Enter the Dragon, Titanic, The Spy Who Loved Me, Platoon, The Birdcage

disco, trip hop, techno, trance, love songs, house, reggae, dubstep, gangsta rap

Food: Italian, steaks, chops, wings, fancy
Six things I could never do without
the city, the family, the friends, the food, the wine, the wilderness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
your sister.
On a typical Friday night I am
could be anything from curled up on the couch with a good book in my snuggie, to the center of the dancefloor (also in my snuggie)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like birds.
You should message me if
You're on the move & going places & doing something exciting with your life. I'm a bit psychic and an excellent judge of character. I'll be able to tell instantly if you're a faker, poser, or a poser faking as an impostor.

you have real boobs...

you don't have resting bitch face...

& if you do pig tails every once in a while...
The two of us