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My self-summary
I like nature documentaries, cats, and poetry. I get too competitive over trivia and board games, and I can't walk out of a thrift store without buying something. I'm always last place in Mario Kart, but I try not to let it get me down. I like bars with wood paneling and lots of goofy shit on the walls.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting educated, getting money (part-time), making art.
I’m really good at
I'm really, really good at rock paper scissors. I've never had a cavity. I'm confident that if I were ever on The Price is Right, I could easily make it to the showcase, but that confidence would probably lead to my inevitable downfall, like Icarus flying too close to Drew Carey.
The first things people usually notice about me
Somebody's mom once told me I talk with my eyes, whatever that means. I've been told my hair smells nice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Fargo, Moonrise Kingdom, The Cat Returns, Wayne's World, The Fantastic Mister Fox, Spirited Away, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Shining, lots more.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, Beasts of Burden, Watchmen, Invisible Monsters, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, Where the Sidewalk Ends. I'm trying to read more, so if you've got a recommendation feel free to share. Currently working my way through Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

Shows: Game of Thrones, King of the Hill, Golden Girls, Bob's Burgers, Twin Peaks, Broad City, etc.

Music: Really depends on my mood. Journey, Styx, Brand New, Busdriver, Iron and Wine, Neil Young, Fleetwood Mac, Die Antwoord, Jimmy Eat World, Flying Lotus, Bruce Springsteen, Childish Gambino, David Bowie, Fall Out Boy, Chvrches, Chrome Sparks, Chance the Rapper, Fleet Foxes, MF Doom, Wu-Tang Clan, Weezer, Simon & Garfunkel, Father John Misty, John Denver, Grimes, lots of other stuff. Always looking for new music to listen to.

Food: Breakfast, Mexican, sushi, pizza.
Six things I could never do without
-My car.
-My dog.
-The Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, the universe, music, and the oxford comma.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. TGIF does not apply to food service.

On my ideal Friday night, I would be drinking and playing board games with friends, or drinking and camping with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once came really close to being in a spelling bee in sixth grade, but misspelled the word "congratulations." I've never really forgiven myself.
You should message me if
You're into women who wear SPF 50 and drive small, fuel efficient vehicles.
The two of us