39Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Retired delinquent. I love my tiny family and my friends more than anything. Miraculously I have become a responsible grown up (how the hell I did that, I will never know) but I still like to drink and laugh at silly things. I like fancy food but that's about all the fancy I need. I like art and tattoo's and readin' books. I like staying active and taking advantage of the city. My cat's name is Gomez... that's it!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still figuring it out! I have a great job selling mountains of cookies....mountians of them. It's great, but I work a lot, like a lot a lot. I would really like to start a pocket foods business, sell it for millions and retire by opening a tiki bar on some beach.
I’m really good at
I'm good at laughing and cooking and listening. I'm also a good painter and I'm pretty crafty. Give some popsicle sticks and I will make you a beer koozy. BOOM!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet chest tattoo aka my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: (Authors are easier) Mavis Gallant, H.P. Lovecraft, Maeve Brennan, James Thurber, Hubert Selby Jr., Caroline Blackwood.
Movies: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Uncle Buck, Mr. Mom, Westerns.
Music: Late 80's and early 90's Punk, Belle and Sebastion, Fugazi, Thin Lizzy, Dead Milkmen, sad bastard music. And you know, everything else.
Food: Yes please.
Six things I could never do without
Sunny afternoon drinking a cocktail with a friend
Jelly beans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer. Whiskey. Really delicious soup. Dumplings. Sandwiches. If where I am going will have a bread basket. How am I going to fit the gym in today because I'm going to destroy that bread basket.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends. Finding that perfect bar that isn't full of unsavory types. Praying someone doesn't ask me to go to brunch before noon. While, I used to be a crazy party animal, let's face it - I like snuggling with my cat. Is that so wrong?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My silverware drawer is complete chaos.
You should message me if
You are a reformed punk-rocker and/or will not give me shit about my bad spelling and grammar (because I don't give a fuck ya nerd) and/or like to have fun and/or idolized the oldest brother from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's dead...
The two of us