39Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Retired delinquent. I love my tiny family and my friends more than anything. Miraculously I have become a responsible grown up (how the hell I did that, I will never know) but I still like to drink and laugh at silly things. I like fancy food but that's about all the fancy I need. I like art and tattoo's and readin' books. I like staying active and taking advantage of the city. My cat's name is Gomez... that's it!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm still figuring it out! I have a great job selling mountains of cookies....mountians of them. It's great, but I work a lot, like a lot a lot. I would really like to start a pocket foods business, sell it for millions and retire by opening a tiki bar on some beach.
I’m really good at
I'm good at laughing and cooking and listening. I'm also a good painter and I'm pretty crafty. Give some popsicle sticks and I will make you a beer koozy. BOOM!
The first things people usually notice about me
My sweet chest tattoo aka my boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: (Authors are easier) Mavis Gallant, H.P. Lovecraft, Maeve Brennan, James Thurber, Hubert Selby Jr., Caroline Blackwood.
Movies: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Uncle Buck, Mr. Mom, Westerns.
Music: Late 80's and early 90's Punk, Belle and Sebastion, Fugazi, Thin Lizzy, Dead Milkmen, sad bastard music. And you know, everything else.
Food: Yes please.
Six things I could never do without
Sunny afternoon drinking a cocktail with a friend
Jelly beans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer. Whiskey. Really delicious soup. Dumplings. Sandwiches. If where I am going will have a bread basket. How am I going to fit the gym in today because I'm going to destroy that bread basket.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends. Hopefully enjoying some myself. Finding that perfect bar that isn't full of unsavory types. Praying someone doesn't ask me to go to brunch before noon. While, I used to be a crazy party animal, let's face it - I like snuggling with my cat. Is that so wrong?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My silverware drawer is complete chaos.
You should message me if
You are a reformed punk-rocker and/or will not give me shit about my bad spelling and grammar (because I don't give a fuck ya nerd) and/or like to have fun and/or idolized the oldest brother from Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's dead...
The two of us