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My self-summary
I gotta update this thing, I realized it's out of date a bit. I Will work on it soon enough.

Hi, I'm David. I seem to always draw a blank on a section like this, so just consider this a constant work in progress that comes together over time.

I think I'm a happy go lucky guy. I'm good looking, I try to stay healthy, and I got a good personality. Or at least from my completely unbiased perspective, I possess these aforementioned traits. You can take my word for it, I'm honest, too!

I can start off kind of shy, but I open up fairly quickly. I believe I'm a bit of a dork, and a little on the goofy side. I do dumb things, I sing dumb made-up songs, and spend a lot of my time dancing around making a fool of myself. However, these are behind closed doors traits, for around people I forget that the English language was invented so that I could communicate with people. At the moment, I'm trying to swap these two guys out and roll out with the fun one.

I think I have a good sense of humor; it may delve into some bad places at times, maybe I should, or maybe I shouldn't make fun of this or that, but hey if you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen. Jokes are jokes! However, I can take what I give very lightheartedly. There are no topics off-limits people! Humor makes situations easier. Just the other day I was watching TV with a friend, a kid was dying(It's a movie and he lived, breathe), and she said what would you tell his brother? I said, that it's ok, you can have all his toys. Bad? Nah.

I love sarcasm. Sorry, but a little back and forth smart-ass banter really gets me going. So if that's your forte and you can handle it back, please don't hesitate. If you cant handle sarcasm, you are probably gonna hate my guts.

I am Fun, Happy, and Living
What I’m doing with my life
For one, I'm at a point in my life where I realize that I'm not getting any younger, and my perspective on life has changed dramatically from what it was just a couple years ago.

As it stands, I'm paying the bills, staying healthy, trying to finish college. I've finally almost made it, Dec. 2014, and I'll have done something pretty good with my life. Could feel pretty good, I'll let the OKcupid crowd know.

I want to live young now too. It wont be long before life grabs me by the horns and things I allowed to pass I'll not be able to do anymore. So being young and free has its merits to me now, too.
I’m really good at

Haha no, I have my strong points and weaknesses. I'm good at keeping myself entertained. I am a child at heart, I still veg out on games, toys amuse me, so do cartoons.

I'm really good at putting my best forward. Any hobby I pick up I want to be the best I can be to the point I'll buy books and study the subject until, well, I hit the wall. But, I figure its a pretty good trait to have.

However, the only talent I really need in this life is the ability to have fun and be happy, and I think I possess this ability for the most part.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big ass. Yep, that's weird to hear from a guy, but that's what I've been told before. It's huge people. Not fat, just a big ole ass from all the working out and just born with it.

I look like a Reindeer or something. But hey, as long as its a positive, continue on growing big ass, continue on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I haven't been much of a reader in a long time as far as books go. But I've been thinking of picking the habit back up. Last book I read was a Warhammer 40k book(I'm a nerd folks) which is the equivalent of a summer blockbuster. Not exactly Prize worthy, but entertaining. The last good book I read was Desperation by Steven King. Also, the countless books you have to read for classes. Last good one? The Last Lecture.

I'm a pretty big movie buff. I like all types of movies good or bad. I'm the person always renting crap out of Redboxes, always renting those really crappy zombie movies and straight to DvD movies. I can find the good in anything. Most of the time, lol. Netflix has kept me a steady stream of these crap movies to keep my appetite for cheesy horror flicks fulfilled.

Music A to Z, with emphasis on rock and country. However, I have really been into 70-80s music as of late, even the dreaded pop from that era. Yea, you know the singers everyone likes to make fun of, well now that I'm older I enjoy a good singer, regardless of what people think.

Food, healthy for the most part. steak, chicken, etc. But I make exceptions for dates and such, or when that billboard tempts me.
Six things I could never do without
My manhood
My Truck
My Computer
My Ambitions
My Dog
My Family

These are in no particular order before you think I'd rank my family last. Or, my dog not first, haha. Man's best friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working, or with my new found enlightenment, heading out trying to socialize. I've sorta turned my shyness into something more by not getting out enough over the last couple years. So only way to fix a problem is hit it head on. So I've been trying to get out of the house and get back in the game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry on sad parts in movies if no one is around.

EVERYBODY DOES. I once watched Marley and Me with a woman. I think I almost died from not breathing. I didn't cry though, thank god.
You should message me if
You wanna have fun.

Also, if whatever Grammar Nazi protocol I have violated in my profile doesn't compel you to rage out and kick a cat or something. Calm down people, they are just words. Calm down.
The two of us