31 Lisle, United States
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My self-summary
I like to pretend I'm Roger Sterling from Mad Men and desperately try not to be Pete Campbell. I like liquors, travel, interesting people, books, politics and spicy food.

Irreverent jokester who doesn't quite fit in a neat little box. Devout social liberal. Give me all the rights. No Trump fans.

I lived in Paris for 4 years when I was a teenager and those were some amazing times. One of the strongest memories I have consist of me walking to the metro to go to school and passing the bakery on the corner of my street every morning. The smell was divine. It just made the whole day instantly better.

I love to laugh. I know, I know. That sounds incredibly cliche. Who doesn't like to laugh? Mainly, I love to make people laugh. And we can all use a good laugh and maybe a tight hug after the results of this election. I know I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working as a computer security analyst! If that sounds very cool and fascinating...well, sometimes it can be!

When I'm not saving the world by catching devious and scummy hackers on the internet (like so, I'm looking up next travel locations, visiting friends across the US and occasionally going to a bar to enjoy stellar wings and good company Oh, and going to the movies. I love that!

I love exploring and experiencing new cultures, cuisines and people. I've been lucky enough to travel across the world and that just made me want to experience even more of it.
I’m really good at
Making friends.
Not following limitations.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Is that Aziz Ansari?!!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This can be a huge list. Let's give some highlights.

Neil Gaiman. Chuck Palahniuk. Alan Moore. Peter Rothfuss. Brandon Sanderson
Inception. Reservoir Dogs. The Dark Knight. The Force Awakens. Godfather. The Empire Strikes Back. Aladdin.
Rick and Morty. The Wire. Archer. Vikings. Bob's Burgers. Seinfeld. New Girl
Nine Inch Nails. Kendrick Lamar. Sting. Muse. Tesseract. The Prodigy.
Pakistani/Indian. Thai. A good, juicy burger. Steak.
The six things I could never do without
1. Being warm.
2. A nice, heavy glass of bourbon while watching it snow or rain outside.
3. Spicy food.
4. A warm cup of masala chai.
5. Travel.
6. Taking risks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I'm a glass half full or half empty and then I proceed to finish the goddamn glass because mama didn't raise no quitter.

Red pandas. They're too freaking cute, man.

Divides in America today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, unfortunately. But, my Saturday is my Friday, so let's talk about that!

Exploring Chicago, Netflix/Hulu/Amazon Prime and bourbon, trying a new restaurant that I've heard so much about.
You should message me if
You still get excited at the idea of meeting someone new, who can potentially be someone spectacular.

I'm looking to find someone to experience the many amazing culinary destinations in the area. If you can tell me cool new science facts and random trivia, I want to know you.

Tell me the last thing you truly got excited about.