27 Youngstown, United States
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My self-summary
I'll start this right.
I am only interested in cool friends

are you still here? Go. I'm stupid and boring!!!
Im lame! Leavvveeee

if you're still here:
You passed the test. I actually am rad as fuck. Congrats and welcome.

I'm really good at sitting at home and sulking.
Making miniscule things into completely "out of proportion" situations.
Bacon is good.
I am good at giving massages.
What I’m doing with my life
Making hella pizza and lasagna.
I'm also a poet.
I’m really good at
I once won a contest by guessing how many jelly beans were in a jar from a locally owned pizza shop. There were 144.
I will only wear a fedora for comedic purposes.
I'm also good at making jokes about outlandish things that people think are true, and then forget to tell them I was joking.
Being a hopeless romantic comedy in real life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm made out of teddy bears.
I'm also fat.
And black.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Rob thomas.
Shrimps dinners
The six things I could never do without
Art in all forms.
Tomato sauces without chunky tomatoes.
My hands.
Bendy straws.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to gain enough money to build my own personal submersible.
Parts of the body that people overlook.
Girl things.
The squishy squish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Or partying.
Or playing video games.
or not sleeping.
Or playing concerts.
Or watching things.
Or taking photos.
Or drawing.
Or cooking.
But most likely obsessing over girl parts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once kissed a girls hand after I kissed another girls hand.

I am obsessed with people's bodies.

If you understand nothing about artistic obsessions and are curious, I can explain for you.
You should message me if
You like tortellinis
You like talking to strangers
You will bring me booze
You will make me food
You want a to notch hug
You wish to learn more about and(or) practice Celibacy.
I can talk about things with out you being a lame about it and shit