So this whole things seems to boil down to baggage. I can honestly say I have virtually none. I'm not saying having kids or an ex is necessarily a bad thing. However with me there is no ex-wife with the persona of Genghis Khan or kids that are like an invading army. I'm gainfully employed, own a home/car etc. so I won't be stealing money from your purse.
I'm looking for a woman who has the same basic qualities as myself. Mainly someone who is down to earth and a genuine person. Also, I can never understand the need to get worked up over every little thing. So you'd have to nail my feet to the floor to make me stay with someone who's only means of communications is to yell and swear.
I greatly appreciate a woman with a quick wit and is a practitioner of the fine art of sarcasm. However, humor is all about timing so I know when to keep the "wit" to myself. Also, it is very important to understand the difference between sarcasm and being an &^%$#.
A bit more about me I'm educated, gainfully employed and have solid work ethic. Also, I'm a very capable person and have "the knack" for fixing things. I know life takes work and would expect any woman I'm with to have that understanding as well. There is nothing worse than being around people who you can almost hear the sucking sound when they enter a room.
Obviously I'm writing this "tongue in cheek", but I hope I've painted a picture of who I am and the type of woman I'm looking for. So if I've piqued your interest I'd love a message (I cannot see "likes", so you have to message).