41Sacramento, United States
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My self-summary
Can you keep up?

I hope so, since I only go 45 m.p.h on my orange 1976 Vespa (even with a Malossi race engine and a Leo Vinci performance pipe).
What I’m doing with my life
I am passionate about what I do for a living because I feel like I am making a difference. As a bonus - I get to travel to do it. As much as I enjoy working, I also enjoy leaving it behind at the end of the day.

I spend my free time outside, mostly rock climbing and hiking. I live a simple lifestyle and avoid wasting resources. I do not wear make up, prefer to get around via bicycle, and eat pretty healthy.
I’m really good at
Completing crosswords. I have been doing two a day every day for 20 years.

Being a designated driver since I do not drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
My size - 5 feet is really short.

My peg leg.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am voracious reader. After I finished my accounting degree I read all five books of the Hitchhiker trilogy.....without leaving my apartment!

I do not own a television. I stare at a screen all day at work. Not interested in doing that at home.

I got to see the Postal Service in 2003 and in 2013. Both shows were so very special. I like folk music - John Prine, Billy Bragg. I still listen to 90's college rock - Pixies & Frank Black, They Might Be Giants, and Fountains of Wayne. I actually listen to Fountains of Wayne every day in the shower. You should hear my singing.

Some movies I loved the first time I saw them are Cherry 2000, Hardware, Liquid Sky, and Buckaroo Bonzai.
Six things I could never do without
I volunteer to help low income people file their income tax returns every year. It is important for me to give back. I'm the last person on earth that actually answers the phone for pledge drives. I go on river bed clean ups....and not as part of a mandatory community service program.

Even though I may come across as a shark, I actually try and live low on the food chain. I ride my bike whenever possible, recycle, shop locally and live in moderation....except when I don't!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wonder what will happen next.

Why Sharper Image went out of business.

How to use all the clever things in Skymall.
On a typical Friday night I am
Not going to a bar since I don't drink, so I usually have the party come to me. I like hosting dinner parties, beating the Keebler Elves at their own game, and improving on Martha Stewart's methods all while hanging from a trapeze bar mounted in my kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no maternal instinct, no desire to reproduce or even be near children.
You should message me if
You want tips on how to install a fourth gear conversion kit on a small frame vintage Vespa.

You are not intimidated by women who lead . . . climb.

If there are no children in your life, and you are comfortable with who you are.
The two of us