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My self-summary
Hi, my name is Rich & I'm from a small town in Utah. I'm the youngest of 2 brothers & 1 sister & 5 step siblings, (if you did the math correct that makes 9 total, a lot I know).
That said, I grew up as an only child, all the other siblings were outta the house. Did I grow up spoiled? NO, & I'm still a little bitter about it, COME ON MOM! :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a graphic designer in the fashion/make-up industry. I love work & take it very seriously, I wanna be the best at what I do. For instance if we were playing the game battleship I'd sink every one of your ships before you had a chance to leave the port.
Since being here I've started running a lot more for no reason other than I love the way I feel afterwards. I like taking care of my body, you only get one right? There's not any returns that I'm aware of.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm in no way a comedian & sometimes try too hard to be funny. But in another life I would have loved to come back as Dave Chappelle, Jerry Seinfeld or Larry David. If that were the case I would take the world by storm & you would all bow to the whims of my comedic genius. I don't know exactly why, but I think it's because I love to make people smile.
I am very clean, some would say that I'm a little obsessed with cleaning & may even be OCD about it, so clean up after yourself dammit!
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm eccentric, a little wild & have way too much energy, so try & keep up!
I love talking to people & getting to know people from all walks of life.
I had braces for like 8 years so I hear I have nice teeth, (good thing you'll be meeting me post braces). My teeth are so good right now you could line them around your yard, *snap* white picket! (you might not get that one).
That I have a unique style of clothes & I own way too many.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
1984, Frankenstein, Les Miserables, Harry Potter (get over it), Animal Farm, Goosebumps.
V for Vendetta, Inglorious Bastards, Fight Club, Se7en (anything Quentin Tarantino or David Fincher), Dragon Tattoo, Life Aquatic, Anchorman.
Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle Show, Arrested Development, The Office.
This changes all the time, one genre that's very consistent is 80's music, so I'll just say that for right now. Music is one of my favorite things, you should introduce me to you top bands.
Breakfast is by far my favorite meal of the day & eggs are the king of the castle.
Six things I could never do without
1. Laughter
2. My Scooter, & no its not a Razor
3. A Bike
4. Friends
5. Computer
6. A nice pair of jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about work & how I can be better at it.
Random art projects that I wanna make & never do, but there's some good ideas in there.
Dating, I'm excited to meet a awesome girl, I'm not looking to meet my next ex. I want a best friend & a good match.
On a typical Friday night I am
Surprised that it's Friday, where the hell did the week go. My friends are super important to me so I love hanging out with them. Going dancing, eating, bars, taking small trips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I suck at speling. <---- See what I mean! That's embarrasing Dammit, I did it again.
You should message me if
If you're serious about life & are a fun happy person & have your shit together. That's a lot of requirements but hey, it's online dating we can be picky right?
Thanks for stopping by & stay classy.
The two of us