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My self-summary
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I'm clumsy, in the physical and metaphorical sense of the word. I kinda stumble through stuff and make social faux pas or bang my knee on a table sometimes.

I've gone through most of the movies in the horror genre on Netflix. I REALLY like horror movies.

Good food will easily win me over. So will a good laugh. I like good stories and good story-tellers.
What I’m doing with my life
✎ Working in a private elementary school.

🚲 Biking.

⛸ Watching hockey.

⌨ Uhhh... internetting.
I’m really good at
Sharpening pencils, petting things, and eating an entire box of cereal in one sitting.
The first things people usually notice about me
The things I lack: Height, a left hand, and toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The Grapes of Wrath

Stranded Island Top Five Movies: Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, Audition, The Lion King, Perfume. I also watch a SHIT ton of horror.

Music: Other than what Spotify thinks I like on the indie or Rock channels, been listening to a lot of Los Campesinos!, Kanye, and the soundtrack to The Lion King lately.

Food: Literally whatever is put in front of me. My favorite flavor is free food. My second favorite flavor is garlic. My third favorite flavor is salted caramel.
The six things I could never do without
-My cats
-Garlic Salt
-Hanes boxer briefs (for boys)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1. Imaginary conversations, or fake scenarios in which I save the day and am a super big hero.

2. Hockey.

3. My cats. I have two. I love them more than I will ever love you.

4. Lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Internet. Maybe working up the nerve to like see people or do things ever. Maybe. Ever. With alcohol.

Or dancing naked in front of windows in my apartment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find immense personal validation in whether or not pets and children like me.
You should message me if
You want to order me a burrito that I'll send pictures of me eating to you then never talk to me again.

You want to watch horror movies with me.

You want to watch old hockey games with me or teach me about hockey history.

You want to do something free with me.

You want to tell me a good story.

You're a couple and you want to play.

You want to do any of the above while also drinking with me.

It helps if you're a big flirt, because I don't know how to do that shit.

( polyamorous tag)

forever absurd