dissendium
25 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
Can we finally stop pretending C3PO isn't gay? It's highly disconcerting.
What I’m doing with my life
I work. I sleep. I do things with my friends. I occasionally fight wizarding wars on the side, but they require too much paperwork. (Oh yeah, I'm in film school apparently).
I’m really good at
Hanging out with my dog and watching movies with him. He's a Scorsese fan. I also know too much about the New York Knicks and Tom Hanks. I also don't behave well. 56% of the time. All the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dunno, probably that I'm pretty damn funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter might be a gander. I enjoy classics like a pretentious douche, but my favorites would have to be Dostoyesky, Fitzgerald, and Marquez.

Movies: Most everything under the sun since I have to study it. Bonus points if you're into the golden age of Hollywood as well as Jason Segel as well as foreign horror movies. Try and top that.

Shows: BREAKING BAD IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE. And It's Always Sunny.

Music: This could go long so how about you check me out at chandelierlake @ last.fm.

Food: Don't get me started.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen, water, food, slee--okay, honestly, I nearly failed Biology. I'm not in the mood for a quiz.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Never receiving my Hogwarts letter. Oh, and wondering what would happen if Prince had married Madonna.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping. I like sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a hippogriff. Yeah, you have to be into interplanetary intercourse.
You should message me if
You can handle a dose of wit, sarcasm, and bullshit if you realize I'm not entirely serious with 1/39th of this. Friends are awesome.

Also, I am not an idiot. Don't message me thinking you're going to tell me how obscure "Drive" is or how fucked up "A Serbian Film" is. You're going to look like an idiot, and I'm going to openly mock you.
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