42 Woodbury, United States
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My self-summary
Hello and welcome to my painfully average self summary.

I'm an honest, witty, confident, patient, passionate, quirky sort of guy with a great sense of humor- easy going, yet opinionated; complicated, yet down to earth. How's that? Hmmm.


I'm a lying, shifty, dullard with pyschopathic tendencies and a sense of humor akin to a moldy rock? Well, I'm one of two... choose wisely, grasshopper! Doctor Phil would be proud.

Barring that, I'd like to meet someone a bit like me, that's the first description like me, not the second. I don't think I need help finding women that match the second description, I've done fine with that on my own.

Silly -is- fun, isn't it?

I am this, that, and the other
What I’m doing with my life
I am a high school teacher and working on a masters program. What do I teach? What's the program? Well, I'm afraid you'll just have to ask. Oh, I also mow grass, no need to ask about that really. It's just grass.

I'm also trying to find out as much as I can about sustainability, bread making and the various vagaries of a purposeful life. Any help there would be nice.
I’m really good at
Far be it for me to brag. But, I know my way around the kitchen, the garden, the dictionary, and countless other topics of questionable value.

I'm not as good at filling out questionaires, feigning interest, or sitting through two hour lectures while maintaining a reasonable amount of sanity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Musically, Elvis Costello, Kinks, Pearl Jam, Neil Young, Weezer, Clash, Carbon/Silicon, Tom Petty, Cash... and others that slip my mind at the moment.

Other random things: MST3K, Flyers, Jameson, Rowan Atkinson, sushi, Victory, Keillor, Dickens, Christie, Pepin, heirloom vegetables, trivia, regional/ethnic foods, Groucho...
The six things I could never do without
Internet, Iced Tea, nature, hockey, hope, humor.
You should message me if
My description was so intriguing, well written and fascinating that your life would be an empty shell if you didn't know me or if you think we'd have something to talk about, whichever. Or, if the highly scientific percentages tell you that we could be enemies. You see, I don't think I have any currently, and am wondering if I'm missing out on something there.