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My self-summary
I tried condensing myself into a few paragraphs for this section, didn't much care for it, so I'll leave this blank. Read the other sections to learn a little bit more about myself, and feel free to message me if you'd like to know more.

I am snips, snails, and puppy dog tails
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from the University of Minnesota with a BA in Theater Arts/Vocal Performance and a BA in French in 2011. Naturally since then, I've been working in the medical field. Started out just as something to tide me over, but I've gone further and further down this rabbit hole. Just recently discovered that Microbiology is a passion of mine, so I've applied for a medical lab tech program to an associate's degree, then an online program to get a bachelor's. After that I can start working in the microbiology lab at UW Hospital. I'd even like to teach this material a few years down the line.
I’m really good at
Acting, singing, dancing, female impersonation, and French - individually or all at once, depending on what the situation calls for. :-p

Gram staining, working with a microscope, growing cultures, differentiating colonies on agar.

I'm damned good baker too.
The first things people usually notice about me
Not sure, guess I'll have to ask someone at random to find out.


I now have two votes for my eyes, should you agree or disagree with these people feel free to let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. Pillars of the Earth, World Without End, Les Misérables, Candide, Harry Potter...

I can't think of any others, but I'm usually drawn to books that are 500 pages or longer.

B. Clue!, Ma Vie en Rose, La Cage aux Folles, Rocky Horror, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amelie Poutain, Silence of the Lambs, Edward Scissorhands, Mommie Dearest, Dracula (Gary Oldman), Misery, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast, The Little Mermaid, Abbot and Costello, Episodes IV, V, and VI of Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Jaws, The Simpsons' Movie, Moulin Rouge, Young Frankenstein, Austin Powers, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Nightmare Before Christmas, To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar.

C. Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Untold Stories of the ER, Trauma: Life in the ER, Spongebob, Golden Girls, Are You Being Served? Absolutely Fabulous, Futurama, Reno 911, Will and Grace, Frasier, King of the Hill, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, Mad Men, True Blood, Supernatural

D. The Eurythmics and Annie Lennox, Paloma Faith, Scissor Sisters, Journey, Madness, Lady Gaga, The B-52s, Dragonette, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Caro Emerald, Foreigner, Queen, Florence and the Machine, Fleetwood Mac, Goldfrapp, Depeche Mode, ELO, Bitter:Sweet, and Tears For Fears.

E. Greek, Indian, Thai, Cajun, French, and Italian.
Six things I could never do without
1. Days during which I learn something about the world.

2. Awkward silences.

3. Music while I'm working(out).

4. Witty repartee.

5. People watching.

6. http://www.amazon.com/Rocks-Off-Naughty-boy-Double-Massager/dp/B001LV1J7U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1305171334&sr=1-1

I should say that I have gone over a year without a trapeze, after I was first introduced to it in a circus performance class I took in the spring of 2010, but it hasn't been very easy; I miss it terribly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Heavy stuff - our future as a species, the universe, aging, gene therapy, stem cell research
On a typical Friday night I am
working out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I play drum solos on my clavicles with my thumbs.

And I can do the splits. ;-)
You should message me if
you have something to say, not just ask something along the lines of, "how r u?"

Sorry boys, such messages are deleted immediately, with extreme prejudice.
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