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My self-summary
I might look sweet, but don't be fooled.

I know twenty-seven ways to kill you with a paperclip, and I do not hesitate or threaten.

I act.

I don't need romance or friends, I have a wife and as many lovers as I can stand, and my world is choked with simpering yes-men.

I don't need you.

But maybe I want you.

Maybe I want to use you and dispose of you like a moist towellette.

I'm four foot ten.


At least that tall.

I'm flat-chested and not ashamed to admit it, but I have a booty made in heaven.

I have a beautiful pixie face that cost a bundle at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon.

Half my teeth are fakes.

And I'm covered in scars, not all of them bullet holes, but each with a story.

I play rough and I burn bright.

I am tiny, ferocious, and a killer
What I’m doing with my life
Shooting down airplanes, killing for hire, getting high (420), whipping losers till they bleed, cheating on my girlfriend, and playing roulette.
I’m really good at
Killing people so it looks like an accident.
The first things people usually notice about me
They don't notice me.

Unless I'm putting on a show.

It's hard to get noticed when you're four foot ten.

If I'm putting on the show, then it's the show they notice.

Okay, I'm kidding myself.

It's my butt they notice.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) Morgue Monthly, Forensics Today, CNN.com.

(b) Die Hard, The Transporter, 300.

(c) Tango, Tango, Tango, & Jazz.

(d) Everything. Seriously. I'm a trained chef.

Six things I could never do without
Fully automatic assault weapons, esp., my AR-15.

A pistol. Ideally an HK-P7 9mm, or a Colt .45.

Some fishing line and two pieces of wood for handles.

Deadly hands.


Sex (hard, hard, hard, till I smother, till I choke with it).

Oh, and true love. I guess that makes seven. Who says I follow the rules? Who says I don't deserve an extra thing I could never do without?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Nothing at all.

Please God, let me think of nothing at all.

On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking a gourmet meal for my girlfriend, having a little wine, getting stoned, planning murder and mayhem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a fictional character in the new novel The Pixie Murders by Maxxwell M. Cassidy. Coming out soon. Check your favorite bookstore. Check out my new blog, AskAnAssassin, on Blogspot.
You should message me if
You don't mind that I'm fictional. Really, there is no actual Dixie
O'Day. You'll understand when you read the book.

You want to read a fast-paced, tender, and thrilling suspense / adventure / spy novel about a young lesbian hit-woman striking back for woman kind against child molesters, would-be military dictators, and "The Man".

Please see my blog:

Ask An Assassin. Go ahead. Ask me *anything*.

Or visit my Facebook page:

Dixie O'Day

Or email me at: DixieODay@cybermesa.com.


This profile copyright 2007-2010 by Maxxwell M. Cassidy.

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