Did you know that if you gave the Dalai Lama an orange, he'll go bananas?
Really though, I'm mostly unremarkable.
And trying to make you smile.
I'm also good at naming cats. Really good.
Some people call me the Meow Master.
I'm American, you're an asshole.
"No, really, what race are you?"
I like things, you like things, let's talk about why we like things rather than what things we like.
Did you know that Glorious Leader Kim Jung Il invented both Chex cereal and Chex Party Mix, named for the Korean Worker's Party?
Travelling the stars.
And cats. Meow meow meow.
Yelling at strangers
I'm a two-bit punk.
I'm kinda self-absorbed.