Now that we got that out of the way let's get into how incredibly awesome I am.
Do I have a television? Who cares. TV is overrated anyway. If I do have a television you know I'm watching only the finest programming available. Go outside. Will watch netflix.
I have a dog. She is the shit. She cooks food for me and also brings me cans of beer. In return she gets tummy rubs for day.
My favorite flavor milkshake is strawberry and sometimes chocolate. If you like vanilla that's cool and I'm happy for you.
Red pepper on pizza
Gratitude (if a stranger holds the door for you, smile and say thanks.)
And guys, hold the door for people, not just attractive women).
number 6 can eat it because Im only listing 5.