29 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Don't waste my time and I wont waste yours.

Now that we got that out of the way let's get into how incredibly awesome I am.

Do I have a television? Who cares. TV is overrated anyway. If I do have a television you know I'm watching only the finest programming available. Go outside.

I have a dog. She is the shit. She cooks food for me and also brings me cans of beer. In return she gets tummy rubs for days.

I work. Many people enjoy what I do. Some women cannot stand what I do. Whatever you do, make sure it's worth your life. Pretty sure we only get one.

Karma is a bitch and I make it mine. Don't live your life in fear of pissing people off.

Most people want you to eat a bag of dicks. Only eat a dick if that's what YOU wanna do. If not order some waffle fries.

My favorite flavor milkshake is strawberry and sometimes chocolate. If you like vanilla that's cool and I'm happy for you.
What I’m doing with my life
work has me doing quite a bit of traveling and working all over the place. Every job is a new experience.
I’m really good at
I can play catch/ read shakespeare out loud, and wait on hold for a representative at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
my smile and my eyes and if I'm sporting a hard on thats going to be pretty difficult to miss.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite shit?? get to know me and you might find out.
The six things I could never do without
Head, shoulders knees and toes (this counts as one)
Red pepper on pizza
Clean laundry
Gratitude (if a stranger holds the door for you, smile and say thanks.)
And guys, hold the door for people, not just attractive women).

number 6 can eat it because Im only listing 5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going to end up next
On a typical Friday night I am
Being incredible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
that if we hit it off one of us will eventually be tied to the headboard
You should message me if
You do not have the personality of a fucking pear