My greatest accomplishments include playing myself as the villain of a film that recently screened at the Berlinale, inviting a drag queen to read Dr. Seuss books to a bunch of kids, designing a computer programming curriculum for first graders, and hosting far too many 24-hour movie marathons. I also may have been the first person to finish watching all twelve episodes of Lady Dynamite on Netflix. I'm very accomplished.
Update: 2/3 plants are dead. RIP plants
Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins, John Early, Kate Berlant, Joe Wengert, Andy Daly, Maria Bamford.
Kieslowski, Altman, Cirk, Coen Brothers, Jarmusch, Fassbinder, Herzog, Kaufman, Tarantino, Lynch, Anderson, Jonze
Nick Cave, Jarvis Cocker, PJ Harvey, Bob Dylan, Pujol
Michael Ian Black
-hike around Philadelphia (10-15 miles, I have routes)
-bike to Manayunk/Conshohocken/Valley Forge (action dates! Xtreme!)
-go to weird open mic nights that have regulars
-Get lunch on a fancy boat as a first date. Though if we did this I'd prefer we play it as if we're a long-term couple who doesn't have that spark any more. Or maybe we could be celebrating an anniversary. I'm open to suggestions.
-Enjoy the taco tour of South Philadelphia. I've got it mapped, I've done my research, I'm a professional.
-Go camping, road tripping, (real) hiking, or go to the shore.
-You like movies and want to go to see whatever's playing at PFS Roxy/Ritz/International House
-You're into combining trashy and classy occasions. That's what I'm all about, breh.
Also message me if:
-You have suggestions for the weirdest dive bars in Philadelphia. I will be shocked if someone tells me a new one on here, but it's worth a try.
-if you're a classically trained pianist and want to give me lessons. I have skillz to exchange. Alternatively, if you have a sweet synthesizer I can play with.