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My self-summary
Professional traveler, amateur historian/pizza enthusiast. I have an unusual amount of lowbrow interests for being such a snob. My hobbies include attending basement shows, giving walking tours of Philadelphia, solving linear algebra problems, and going new places and doing new things as often as possible. I get bored if I'm not challenged constantly.

My greatest accomplishments include playing myself as the villain of a film that recently screened at the Berlinale, inviting a drag queen to read Dr. Seuss books to a bunch of kids, designing a computer programming curriculum for first graders, and hosting far too many 24-hour movie marathons. I also may have been the first person to finish watching all twelve episodes of Lady Dynamite on Netflix. I'm very accomplished.
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I just got some plants.

Update: 2/3 plants are dead. RIP plants
I’m really good at
1. Lists
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Kundera, Taleb, Greg Sestero

Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F Tompkins, John Early, Kate Berlant, Joe Wengert, Andy Daly, Maria Bamford.

Kieslowski, Altman, Cirk, Coen Brothers, Jarmusch, Fassbinder, Herzog, Kaufman, Tarantino, Lynch, Anderson, Jonze

Nick Cave, Jarvis Cocker, PJ Harvey, Bob Dylan, Pujol
The six things I could never do without
David Wain
Michael Showalter
Michael Ian Black
On a typical Friday night I am
Giving somebody the business at an assortment of weddings and funerals, occasionally with Tikiacidfern ,Nyarisor, and social_construct
You should message me if
You would like to do the following:

-hike around Philadelphia (10-15 miles, I have routes)

-bike to Manayunk/Conshohocken/Valley Forge (action dates! Xtreme!)

-go to weird open mic nights that have regulars

-Get lunch on a fancy boat as a first date. Though if we did this I'd prefer we play it as if we're a long-term couple who doesn't have that spark any more. Or maybe we could be celebrating an anniversary. I'm open to suggestions.

-Enjoy the taco tour of South Philadelphia. I've got it mapped, I've done my research, I'm a professional.

-Go camping, road tripping, (real) hiking, or go to the shore.

-You like movies and want to go to see whatever's playing at PFS Roxy/Ritz/International House

-You're into combining trashy and classy occasions. That's what I'm all about, breh.

Also message me if:

-You have suggestions for the weirdest dive bars in Philadelphia. I will be shocked if someone tells me a new one on here, but it's worth a try.

Real longshot:

-if you're a classically trained pianist and want to give me lessons. I have skillz to exchange. Alternatively, if you have a sweet synthesizer I can play with.