40 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I've learned over the years that women want and look for a man who is present for them. While I'm not particularly good at this, I am pretty funny. That makes up for it. Actually, it doesn't at all, but it's a good start. If you're fun and loyal and looking for someone to move from the present to the future, let's connect. If you're not cool I'll let you know. :)

Oh, and I cart around my little chihuahua on the el every day to work. I know that's weird, but I work with one of my best friends and he lets me bring her to the office. Yes, I already know this is insanely lucky. You can come visit her anytime as she snores through most of my appointments. Not super professional.
What I’m doing with my life
Other than going to work like the rest of us, I write a humor blog about the funny crap that happens to me each day. I also play tennis regularly. Every two to three months I try to travel - just got back from Iceland where I spent NYE. Occasionally I get asked to talk at conferences about humor or writing. And I just finished up a sous vide brisket this morning, which turned out pretty great. No, you can't have any.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at beating up dudes who look at you cross-eyed! Okay, that's not true. Well, I guess it could be true. I've beaten up a cross-eyed guy before. I try not to beat people up in general but to pick on a cross-eyed man seems kind of mean. I'm really veering off track from the original question.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hopefully people would notice my energy and warmth. I can't believe I just answered that seriously after goofing around on the rest of the questions. However, I think you'd notice that energy on the first phone conversation, too. I would like to believe that most people think I'm fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The best food I ever ate was in Bali, but I don't think you can get good Indonesian food here. So, I just eat everything else, too. I try to pick out a few award winning fiction books a year (because the critics know more than me) and power through them. For films I really try to watch only high-quality movies. Music - I'm a rock and roll guy (I'm in a rock and roll band). I'll pretty much go to any type of show. Maybe not the donkey show in Mexico.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh, I've written about some of the most awful things I do on my blog and shared it with the world.
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to have a fun conversation. That's really all I can promise. I mean, you could wind up being completely nuts! So, don't message me if you're completely nuts. (okay, go ahead and message me - it will make for a great story)