I've also done everything from interning on Capitol Hill in DC to research on the West Nile Virus to 3AM Taco Bell runs and Mario Party drinking games.
I've started collecting vinyl but don't have a record player.
***HEY LADIES basically I put in a total of 5 minutes per week of blankly scrolling through matches and wondering what peoples' lives are like, so if I miss something or you're interested in checking my soundcloud or discussing why I'm voting for the Pusheen ticket in 2016, ping me again!***
I'm also in the business of finding quiet bars. I love riffing with good company over a drink, so if you have any ideas, send them in!
-ALL THE VIDEO GAMES
-Making cocktails from whatever's in the nearest refrigerator
-Political discussion and gratuitous amounts of name-dropping
-Turning the sound off and talking for the people on TV
-Bad metaphors and analogies
-Laughing at them anyway
-Ending stories with '...and now we're here!'
-Gettin' all existential in gift shops
Also I got some sweet electric neon blue kicks from the internet a few weeks ago and I am absolutely in love with them. They make me /feel/ cool; that's what really matters, right?
Movies: Star Wars is a must. The Matrix, The Minority Report, the Bourne Trilogy, or the occasional Bond are also fun. I also enjoy interesting documentaries, feel-good movies (The Artist, The Polar Express, Eternal Sunshine), or post-modern-fourth-wall-breakers (a la The Truman Show or The Adjustment Bureau). Let's pick really bad movies and smuggle liquor into the theater with us.
Shows: I'm making casual threats to cord-cut, but these are the usual gamut of the young twenty-something: Peaky Blinders, Rick and Morty, The Eric Andre Show, Arrested Development, The Regular Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailer Park Boys, Archer, Mad Men, Sons of Anarchy, The Wire, Cowboy Bebop, and I'm a huge fan of Game Grumps, a wildly inappropriate video game webshow thing.
Music: I'll let you know if we're in public and something from my library comes on. This will never happen though; I'm a curator, not a collector. 'Wait, let me rap along to this' means I trust you with my life and/or not to take a video.
Food: No olives, no shrimp, no honey-glazed ham, no soy sauce, no brains, livers, kidneys, eyeballs, or toenails. Salad is okay.
I do a lot of thinking about a lot of things. Ask me what I'm thinking about!
-Playing video games or learning about whatever jumps to mind, like how high-speed cameras work or how they make jell-o
-Falling asleep at like 3 or 4AM, preparing to decide between them again on Saturday night
Also, I've had scarlet fever twice. Which is more mildly interesting than private but there's no 'random factoids about you' section.
-You have a favorite month and it's July
-You noticed the previous item could have been read two different ways
-You enjoy interesting cheeses
-You know how to beat NetHack
-You want to ask me stuff about things
[Hey also kids ain't my jam now or ever so if they aren't your jelly either, hit me up!]