33Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a shameless self-advertiser. I'm a literary fiend. I like meeting people that like meeting people that would like to meet them.

Today I just want to drink coffee in the sun and read in Bryant Park and watch all the other people hanging out at the little cafe tables. Today I just want to head out to Brighton Beach and eat a greasy peroshki and listen to all the old Russian couples sitting together on the boardwalk.
I like people that are provocative. I love to improvise. I'm constantly looking for new...

If you understand what I'm talking about, maybe we should hang out. I mean we probably should. It could be a time.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an English teacher. I rap. I write down amusing snippets of conversation I overhear in the subway. Sometimes i walk all day long. I like to get lost in the city, but it's not as easy as it used to be.
I’m really good at
Taxidermy. I also kick ass at Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll pretty much say anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Sun Also Rises. What We Talk About When We Talk About Love. Blood Meridian. Franny and Zoey. Where the Sidewalk Ends. Slouching Towards Bethlehem. Pleasures of the Damned. A Good Man Is Hard to Find. Lolita. Charlotte's Web.

Lost in Translation. Rushmore. Do The Right Thing. Fargo. Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. Little Shop of Horrors. Breathless. The Land Before Time. Manhattan. Alien. Anything with Bill Murray.
Also, Gravity was sweet in 3-D!

Wu Tang. Tom Waits. Kendrick Lamar. Hank Williams. The Stooges. Portishead. Fiona Apple. Otis Redding. Sly and the Family Stone. Sam Cooke. Flying Lotus. Erykah Badu. Deer Tick. The Flaming Lips.
Six things I could never do without
-natural light
-7 deadly sins
-the ocean
-hot sauce
-provoking people i think are uptight
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much thought could be put into the price of advertising.
On a typical Friday night I am
at, in no particular order, a dive bar, a concert, a debutante ball, an opium den, a pawn shop, your local high school talent show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a technicolor dreamcoat.
You should message me if
1. you want do something unusual.
2. you've actually read this far.
3. you can tell me what crime you would commit if you knew you could get away with it.
The two of us