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My self-summary
Successful, generous, Liberal, awesome, universal traveler stuck on earth after an unfortunate engine failure, seeks like-minded creatures for cultural exchange and possible mating ritual experimentation. I come from a small planet that is about the size of New Jersey, but smells better. It is populated by a race of beings technologically superior to humans, yet unskilled at foreplay and/or writing romance novels. This combination made it impossible for the evil forces of planet "Greeting Card" to conquer our home during the soap opera wars of the past millennium.

I am antigravitational, yet grounded, and curious
What I’m doing with my life
When not in town, traveling around the East Coast mid Atlantic area looking for spaceship parts.
I’m really good at
Mental masturbation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My antennae.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Stranger in a strange land
Movies: "Mars Attacks!", and "Mars needs women". Those Martians sure are funny guys.
Food: Chicken, it tastes just like snorgfah!
Six things I could never do without
1. Carbon monoxide: sorry Earthers but you know what they say " one
man's emission is another mans atmosphere".
2. Anti-static Dryer sheets: They're not just for breakfast
3. Earth women: Love the smell, and the taste :)
4. "V" the series DVD's
5. Old reruns of ALF
6. Vasaline: "the other clear meat"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Earther's reproductive rituals.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everything in "Men in Black" was true ;)

Except of course, the parts that weren't.
You should message me if
You are open minded and into inter-species dating.
You have a passion for mid 18th Century American History.
You own a gun, but refuse to buy bullets. (this rules out most Texans)
When somone mentions the word "threeway", your mental image is not of a tri-gyrational snooofer widget.
You've run out of medication.
The two of us