I am antigravitational, yet grounded, and curious
Movies: "Mars Attacks!", and "Mars needs women". Those Martians sure are funny guys.
Food: Chicken, it tastes just like snorgfah!
man's emission is another mans atmosphere".
2. Anti-static Dryer sheets: They're not just for breakfast
3. Earth women: Love the smell, and the taste :)
4. "V" the series DVD's
5. Old reruns of ALF
6. Vasaline: "the other clear meat"
Except of course, the parts that weren't.
You have a passion for mid 18th Century American History.
You own a gun, but refuse to buy bullets. (this rules out most Texans)
When somone mentions the word "threeway", your mental image is not of a tri-gyrational snooofer widget.
You've run out of medication.