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My self-summary
Hey! I'm Dan.

The greatest compliment anyone ever paid me was that I remind them of a hipster dad (I don't have kids)

- Very good at trivia
- Once shook hands with Bill Clinton in a bathroom
- I'm extremely good at Monopoly. Pro tip: buy the Oranges
- I'm a huge nerd. Talk about space discoveries and new technology with me!
- I have four older sisters
- I drive a 2007 Subaru Forester and its name is Subie
- Extremely sarcastic who has mastered the eye-roll.

Twitter - @mandanzietti
Instagram- danmanzietti
What I’m doing with my life
High fiving strangers after I accidentally bump into them while grocery shopping.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Taking things apart and putting them back together
High fives
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses... Side note, I have been asked multiple times if I need them to see. YES! I'm not just wearing them for fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite poem is Shel Silverstein's "Masks"-
She had blue skin.
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by –
And never knew.

TV: Roseanne, Golden Girls, Parks and Recreation, Pushing Daisies, Bob's Burgers, Seinfeld, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock, Game of Thrones. Silicon Valley, Reno 911, Love.

Music: Father John Misty, Fleet Foxes, The Killers, Mumford and Sons, Trevor Hall, The Avett Brothers, The Beatles, Walk the Moon, Cold War Kids, The Black Keys, Florence + The Machine, Manchester Orchestra, David Mayfield, Cake. A Tribe Called Quest, Arrested Development. So much more! Let's talk music.

Movies: Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi, I like watching terrible movies and making fun of them Mystery Science Theater style.

Podcasts! Some of my favorites are: Comedy Bang Bang, Womp it Up!, U Talkin' U2 to Me?, Call Chelsea Peretti, You Made it Weird. SO many others! Tell me your favorites.

Food: Italian food!

I'm adding video games to this list:
Mario Kart (Any of them), Super Smash Brothers, the Fallout series, Shenmue, FIFA, Red Dead Redemption, The Last of Us, Ni No Kuni, the Persona series...This is just a small list.
The six things I could never do without
This Song.

Just replay it six times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can become Ben Wyatt
Why does our society normalize violence but sex and nudity is a huge no-no?
On a typical Friday night I am
It changes a lot. Sometimes I'm home catching up on some TV shows I missed. Other nights I am out with friends at a trivia night or having a couple drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a HUGE Miami Dolphins fan. Sundays during football season I am watching football all day.

I can't wink

I've never had Sushi

I actually like the last episode of Roseanne.

The tone of my voice leads to EVERYTHING sounding sarcastic (it usually is)
You should message me if
You are a neat person who is nice! (emphasis on the nice)

You have a passion for something and can talk endlessly about it.

You are a master at puns (seriously, give me your best pun)

You have some great jams you want to share with me.

You wouldn't mind staying in, listening to Norah Jones records while we cook dinner.

You liked anything you read!