34Strongsville, United States
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My self-summary
Hey, I’m Dan. You’re already here, so keep reading. Most of the girls on this site are a waste of time. I speak english fluently, I cook better than anyone in your family, I spend my free time at the animal shelter, and I love 90s cartoons. I live in a horrible city, with horrible people, horrible buildings, horrible everything. If you’re horrible, this won’t work. If you have kids, this won’t work. You’re getting 100s of messages on here a day, and they’re miserable. Here’s your chance – find something interesting, or don’t. Wasting time on a dating site is the worst. Don’t be a stranger…say hi
I’m really good at
I play professional putt-putt, so I guess I'm really good at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear hats a lot. But I have a beautiful full head of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Read: Anything non-fiction. Sports, history, psychology.

Watch: Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, 24,

Movies: The Notebook

Music and Food: Up for anything. Depends on the current mood.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there is no grape pie. There is strawberry, apple, cherry, peach, etc. Why not grape?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching sports at home. Dinner with family. Bowling with friends. Signing in to okcupid. I don't have a typical Friday night. I like to switch it up and keep it interesting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i don't like wearing socks
You should message me if
you made it this far, so say hi.
The two of us