28New Albany, United States
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My self-summary
Overworked, underpaid, lackadaisical intellectual.
What I’m doing with my life
Anxiously awaiting a zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Random fun facts, pissing people off, and cursing. Really good at cursing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have some pretty sweet hair. It's pretty much the best thing ever. Also, I could be a stunt double for David grohl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you can quote me Douglas Adams, archer, South Park, anchorman and Rick and morty, we will get along just fine. Also spicy food.
Six things I could never do without
iPad, computer, phone, Internet, books, and spicy food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I might be on downward, existential spiral into nihilism. And whether I even care if it happens. Fucking nihilists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, followed by a visit to my favorite watering holes or binge watching Netflix. I lead a terribly exciting existence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like bacon
You should message me if
You want to. It's a dating site. Kinda the point don't you think?
The two of us