30Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
OHGODDAMMIT I AM SO ITCHY!and sickly pale. Also I like peppermint. I am not religious

I am lazy, milky, and paranoid.
What I’m doing with my life
Obviously, I'm not doing too much with my life if I'm wasting my time on this thing.
I’m really good at
Stuff. And things too! (very good at things) This and that as well. Oh, and also, you know, whatever. Sitting around comes easy to me, for the most part. I excel at being vague. Too bad for you? or something?
The first things people usually notice about me
PALE SO PALE! People tend to notice my bitch-face (dog like I guess?)first, then my eyes (they are so very eye-ish)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like all books, but The Scapegoat is my super ultra all time favorite. Movies are okay, I s'pose. Violent, explode-y movie are LAAAAAME. So I don't like those. I don't go see movies all too often so I'm sorta outaa the loop, or whatever.
Six things I could never do without
I could not do without my lungs. They are so incredibly important to me. What else am I gonna smoke with!? I NEED NEED NEED food. I really enjoy my sittin' around time. I need my eyes, cuz buk lernin sher ar good, hyuk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think alot about how awesome I am. Too much time, I think. And that too, I spend wayyyyy too much time thinking about that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone, drinking, like any other night.
You should message me if
You promise not to bother me or creep me out too much. Or if you like to realx with my mom, hardcore
The two of us