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My self-summary
ok, ladies, i wear a medium shirt to bed because it's big on me... i'm not vin diesel, alright? Capiche? the capital c on capiche back there? cause i pasted it from the website i looked up how to spell capiche on.

oh hi there... i just spent 30+ minutes looking up whether i could or couldn't end a sentence with "on". turns out you can.

english is hard stuff, man.
Exhibit. A:
"there, there... they're there"
Exhibit: B:
"it's your yore you're worried about."

what the fuck was that? 👆🏼👆🏼
i don't know - send me your 👍🏾 or 👎🏼... tell me if that was a good bit up there, eh 🇨🇦?

i'd prolly wanna, like, count the thumbs up and thumbs down as a meaningless data point. but my brain works like that ok? 👌🏾.

i'm inspired and powered by greatness, passion, humor and love.
What I’m doing with my life
I type letters into a computer and it does things. Although I'd estimate that over 66% of adult humans in america can say that of their jobs - so really what i'm trying to say is i'm not special.

I've skipped leg day for 35 years straight.
I’m really good at
copying and pasting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
One time my friend made me use a redbox. i didn't like the experience and i won't go back or even look at those machines. I used to work at a blockbuster video, man. the robots are taking our jobs!!!!!!!!!
Six things I could never do without
One or more computational devices
my book bag
rocky 3 on VHS
my stunt driver, maui
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I told my female friend about this profile saying “It’s a weird mixture of honesty, weirdness and humor / satire.”
She said haha what the hell.

desired response achieved

i wear a large in "forever XXI" because that's relevant.
On a typical Friday night I am
I let maui tell me where we are going on fridays. but no friday is typical. it could be an adventure that spans love, pain. betrayal and forgiveness and other times we are NOT waiting in line at chick-fil-a
You should message me if
Did this make you laugh? i need honest feedback. if you want maui to drive just let me know.
The two of us